die die die i hope you choke

May 21, 2004 10:29

i fucking hate stickers on cars. i used to like them but now they annoy the ever loving holy hell out of me. here are some examples of my favorites:

"keep honking, i'm reloading". that is just white trash and stupid.

"mean people suck". i cannot believe people still put that shit on their cars!

"bad cop, no donut". see above.

any kind of 4:20 sticker. are you stupid? do you want to get pulled over for advertising pot smoking?

any kind of american flag, god bless america, or 9/11 sticker. be as patriotic as you want, i don't care. just don't put it all over your car where everyone has to see it. can't you just fly the flag and be a quiet, freedom loving american in your own home? jesus.

calvin pissing. on anything. that one makes me want to bash some car windows in.

roxy hearts and that stupid fox sports wear crap. could it get more generic and fraternity than that? it screams "stupid 20 something that goes to valencia."

no fear stickers. i won't go further.

and finally, your stupid band stickers. i don't care what you listen to, okay? i don't need to see your punk, goth, or britpop mobile so please if you're going to plaster them all over your car just stay the fuck out of my way.

i am so pissed right now. won't go into it, there's no use. i'm taking my frustrations out on innocent people with stickers and i don't care. i just wish they (and about 95 percent of the population) would stay the hell away from me.
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