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Reasons I Hate the Superbowl
- Sports commenators, I mean I really hate sports commentators.
- The fucking "Are you ready for some Football?" song.
- Beer Commercials: I mean, just because you have a talking frog or twins doesn't mean your beer doesn't taste like lukewarm piss.
- Four years ago, on Superbowl Sunday, I had to drink a container of Fleet Phospho-soda cut with water to make me shit out my insides so I could go in for surgery the next day.
- The team my Dad wants to be in the Superbowl is never in the Superbowl.
- It's in Florida.
- Sports commenators, I mean I really hate sports commentators.
- The fucking "Are you ready for some Football?" song.
- Beer Commercials: I mean, just because you have a talking frog or twins doesn't mean your beer doesn't taste like lukewarm piss.
- Four years ago, on Superbowl Sunday, I had to drink a container of Fleet Phospho-soda cut with water to make me shit out my insides so I could go in for surgery the next day.
- The team my Dad wants to be in the Superbowl is never in the Superbowl.
- It's in Florida.