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I was asleep minding my own business when at 4 am I hear a little voice, " Mommy my bottom is wet and itchy". So I look knowing what I am going to see.
She is covered with very soft poop. This has never happened. I bet she thoyght she was farting. So I get the panties and come downstairs and put them in their own bag. Now that bag is in the trash. Got her in the bath and hosed her down. Cleaned out every nok and cranny...LOL. I have managed at this point not to get any poop on me. So I go in her room and it stinks. It was on her blanket, no biggie. Well I grab the remote to move it and NOW I have poop on me. She must have fallen asleep on it. So she is clean and in my my bed now. Where was Michael you ask? ASLEEP! When she got in our bed Michael asked why she as there and we explained. He asked why I did not wake him up. I asked why the hell he sleeps like a freaking log. UGH! I am on the couch which is fine by me. He just better keep her in the room with him until he leaves for work...LOL! Or it just might be a very long day.
She is covered with very soft poop. This has never happened. I bet she thoyght she was farting. So I get the panties and come downstairs and put them in their own bag. Now that bag is in the trash. Got her in the bath and hosed her down. Cleaned out every nok and cranny...LOL. I have managed at this point not to get any poop on me. So I go in her room and it stinks. It was on her blanket, no biggie. Well I grab the remote to move it and NOW I have poop on me. She must have fallen asleep on it. So she is clean and in my my bed now. Where was Michael you ask? ASLEEP! When she got in our bed Michael asked why she as there and we explained. He asked why I did not wake him up. I asked why the hell he sleeps like a freaking log. UGH! I am on the couch which is fine by me. He just better keep her in the room with him until he leaves for work...LOL! Or it just might be a very long day.