AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nov 06, 2005 16:12

NONONONONO! The reason I'm being induced is so I WON'T have a large baby! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(fun test for those who are pregnant)

http://pregnancyandbaby.com/read/articles/736.htm

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Madame Zaritska's reading

Madame Zaritska, our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Here she does her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience.

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and be almost bald.

But there is more. It is perfectly healthy and normal to want to look good, even during these interesting months! I sense you feel a little reluctant. Well, you're not being silly or shallow -- you're taking care of yourself. And I am happy that you are. Here is some fashionable advice for you to peruse at this special time.

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