you know you went to cmu if.....
-Town is a total of about 5 miles, but it takes you 15 to get across it.
-You’ve been told by Preacher Rick that you are going to hell.
-You have Central Girls by DJ Greenup on your Ipod.
-You use more gas in the parking lot, waiting for a spot, then you do driving home.
-You know what the “medallion” is and you stay up till 4am looking for it.
-Tailgating is an Olympic sport.
-Teachers understand that the weekend starts on Thursday.
-You know how to pronounce Anspach.
- You have completely embarassed yourself at lil chef more than once.
-You've gone tailgating, walked through the gate to "get counted", and went right back out.
-You still don't understand why those giant puddles in front of the SAC are called "ponds"
-You know what the SAC is.
-You can wear maroon and gold/a central t-shirt everyday for a week straight because they give away so many free shirts.
-You have never been more excited than when you moved back in last fall and saw that Taco Bell was finally open 24 hours.
-You've broken the suspension on your car at the
intersection of Mission and Broomfield.
- You were dissapointed that Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, Forever21, Victorias Secret, Express, The Buckle, ect. are all at least an hour away, but have learned how to make one good looking outfit with just TJ Max, Pennys and Old Navy.
-you spend tuesday at "o'kels" wednesday at "the bin" and thursday at "the stone"
-you skip class when its raining, but have no problem
walking to mainstreet during a monsoon
-when you ask your roommate "you want anything from the store?" they know exactly what you're talking about
-you're friends with the bouncer at o'kellys, the stone,
and the pub
-you've been told to follow the train tracks home after a night out
-you know what the RFOC is
-you have the drunk bus' number on speed dial
-"The Towers" don't make you think of New York City.
-You've referred to the RFOC as "RFUCK"
-You hate the Wayside but still manage to go there frequently
-You thanked God himself for switching Broomfield to Michigan Lefts, instead of the deadly free-for-all that it once was.
-you come to expect coach kelly to try and pull at least one trick play out of his ass per game!
-half of the girls in your friday morning classes have red X's on the sides of their faces.
-You've used the phrase "good in the SAC" in a non-sexual sort of way.
-When someone asks you if you're going to "His House," you don't know if he means an actual house or a church.
-The elevators stop at every floor but the doors don't open
-During ice storms school closes after all the ice has cleared up instead of in the AM when it's the worst.
-You have been pulled over by the county police, CMU police, State police, tribal police, etc. . .
-You think Krapohls and Assmans are perfectly normal names for a business
-Your classes are virtually empty the morning of November 15th
-You have seen more than 5 cars in the ditch at one time on Deerfield Rd. in the winter
-You have regular conversations about how taco bell should deliver, and how much more money they would make if they did
-You get excited at the mention of Reggae fest
-You've often wondered what happened to the "Check your turn signal" sign that was located on the bridge off of Old Mission...
-You were pissed when you found out about the no table games at tailgate rule.
-You've been a Rose Rowdie.
-You've envied someone for having a job at Bennigans, Red Lobster, or The Embers.
-It smells like manure when it's warm out.
-You know girls who actually dressed up to go to the cafe.
-You know what "BPW" is.
-You've been to B-Dubs at 7:30am on St. Patty's day for green eggs and ham. And then went to class later that day.
-You knew that if you were under 21 and wanted to go to the pub on Thursday you have to be ther by 9 if you wanted to get in.
-You know who Sue is from the Bird! And you don't even have to tell her what you want to drink at happy hour!
-Ugly Mug Night!
-You schedule you nights around "Jesus Dogs"
- You have ever been to the testing center or had to stand in line on a Sunday beofre it closed.
- you know where "the Barn" and "the Brick House" are and you've been there frequently
- it's perfectly fine to go to the bar on a Tuesday because it's $1 pint night and no one under 21 can get into the wayside!
-You've "dined-and-dashed" at Lil Chef!
-You've seen Nate King host open mic night at B-dubs.
-You've been to the ITK (I Tappa Keg) "fraternity" house.
-You've been tubing down the Chip River.
-You've left the "slide" at 1:50 a.m. to make it to Ric's by 2:00 to get all 25 of your friends beer for the afterparty.
-you have the cab drivers personal two-way number!! named Lee
-you use the phrase "we get older but they stay the same age" for the first two weeks of school
-you've passed out while waitingfor papa johns to deliver your pizza at 3:50 am.
-You know why Roger the bartender will only let you have two Long Island Iced Teas at Rubble's. (we all know this is true...roger knows how to make a good long island and he has a pretty nice ass as well)
-You've referred to happy hour at the Bird as "The beginning of the adventure..." or as "The last thing I remember, but..."
-You've spent Thursday afternoon at the Bird and then stepped across to the Ward to get thrown out of a matinee showing of "Chicken Run"
-You understand why an omelette at Stan's doesn't come with hashbrowns
-You know that Tony's Super Breakfast is the only way to feed 3 people for $8 without ever leaving the house.
-You've seen a fat, tattooed guy sitting in a bar in his underwear and realized that the party has officially started, now.
-You remember what "the cactus club" is, and hence you know that "the slide" is not a fun place.
-Everyone has the same CMU story called, "dude, one time I was so wasted..."
-You have no issue with wearing the same clothes to class on friday morning that you wore out thursday night. This occurs because you never made it home, and had an 8 am class and refused to get up early to go home and shower.
-You’ve been told by Preacher Rick that you are going to hell.
-You have Central Girls by DJ Greenup on your Ipod.
-You use more gas in the parking lot, waiting for a spot, then you do driving home.
-You know what the “medallion” is and you stay up till 4am looking for it.
-Tailgating is an Olympic sport.
-Teachers understand that the weekend starts on Thursday.
-You know how to pronounce Anspach.
- You have completely embarassed yourself at lil chef more than once.
-You've gone tailgating, walked through the gate to "get counted", and went right back out.
-You still don't understand why those giant puddles in front of the SAC are called "ponds"
-You know what the SAC is.
-You can wear maroon and gold/a central t-shirt everyday for a week straight because they give away so many free shirts.
-You have never been more excited than when you moved back in last fall and saw that Taco Bell was finally open 24 hours.
-You've broken the suspension on your car at the
intersection of Mission and Broomfield.
- You were dissapointed that Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, Forever21, Victorias Secret, Express, The Buckle, ect. are all at least an hour away, but have learned how to make one good looking outfit with just TJ Max, Pennys and Old Navy.
-you spend tuesday at "o'kels" wednesday at "the bin" and thursday at "the stone"
-you skip class when its raining, but have no problem
walking to mainstreet during a monsoon
-when you ask your roommate "you want anything from the store?" they know exactly what you're talking about
-you're friends with the bouncer at o'kellys, the stone,
and the pub
-you've been told to follow the train tracks home after a night out
-you know what the RFOC is
-you have the drunk bus' number on speed dial
-"The Towers" don't make you think of New York City.
-You've referred to the RFOC as "RFUCK"
-You hate the Wayside but still manage to go there frequently
-You thanked God himself for switching Broomfield to Michigan Lefts, instead of the deadly free-for-all that it once was.
-you come to expect coach kelly to try and pull at least one trick play out of his ass per game!
-half of the girls in your friday morning classes have red X's on the sides of their faces.
-You've used the phrase "good in the SAC" in a non-sexual sort of way.
-When someone asks you if you're going to "His House," you don't know if he means an actual house or a church.
-The elevators stop at every floor but the doors don't open
-During ice storms school closes after all the ice has cleared up instead of in the AM when it's the worst.
-You have been pulled over by the county police, CMU police, State police, tribal police, etc. . .
-You think Krapohls and Assmans are perfectly normal names for a business
-Your classes are virtually empty the morning of November 15th
-You have seen more than 5 cars in the ditch at one time on Deerfield Rd. in the winter
-You have regular conversations about how taco bell should deliver, and how much more money they would make if they did
-You get excited at the mention of Reggae fest
-You've often wondered what happened to the "Check your turn signal" sign that was located on the bridge off of Old Mission...
-You were pissed when you found out about the no table games at tailgate rule.
-You've been a Rose Rowdie.
-You've envied someone for having a job at Bennigans, Red Lobster, or The Embers.
-It smells like manure when it's warm out.
-You know girls who actually dressed up to go to the cafe.
-You know what "BPW" is.
-You've been to B-Dubs at 7:30am on St. Patty's day for green eggs and ham. And then went to class later that day.
-You knew that if you were under 21 and wanted to go to the pub on Thursday you have to be ther by 9 if you wanted to get in.
-You know who Sue is from the Bird! And you don't even have to tell her what you want to drink at happy hour!
-Ugly Mug Night!
-You schedule you nights around "Jesus Dogs"
- You have ever been to the testing center or had to stand in line on a Sunday beofre it closed.
- you know where "the Barn" and "the Brick House" are and you've been there frequently
- it's perfectly fine to go to the bar on a Tuesday because it's $1 pint night and no one under 21 can get into the wayside!
-You've "dined-and-dashed" at Lil Chef!
-You've seen Nate King host open mic night at B-dubs.
-You've been to the ITK (I Tappa Keg) "fraternity" house.
-You've been tubing down the Chip River.
-You've left the "slide" at 1:50 a.m. to make it to Ric's by 2:00 to get all 25 of your friends beer for the afterparty.
-you have the cab drivers personal two-way number!! named Lee
-you use the phrase "we get older but they stay the same age" for the first two weeks of school
-you've passed out while waitingfor papa johns to deliver your pizza at 3:50 am.
-You know why Roger the bartender will only let you have two Long Island Iced Teas at Rubble's. (we all know this is true...roger knows how to make a good long island and he has a pretty nice ass as well)
-You've referred to happy hour at the Bird as "The beginning of the adventure..." or as "The last thing I remember, but..."
-You've spent Thursday afternoon at the Bird and then stepped across to the Ward to get thrown out of a matinee showing of "Chicken Run"
-You understand why an omelette at Stan's doesn't come with hashbrowns
-You know that Tony's Super Breakfast is the only way to feed 3 people for $8 without ever leaving the house.
-You've seen a fat, tattooed guy sitting in a bar in his underwear and realized that the party has officially started, now.
-You remember what "the cactus club" is, and hence you know that "the slide" is not a fun place.
-Everyone has the same CMU story called, "dude, one time I was so wasted..."
-You have no issue with wearing the same clothes to class on friday morning that you wore out thursday night. This occurs because you never made it home, and had an 8 am class and refused to get up early to go home and shower.