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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I bought porn for bouncingerin (-10 points). In July I stole sunnyd143's purse (-30 points). Last Thursday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September tonylkp and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-61 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
missriann