May 22, 2006 13:14
Dear Diary,
Today my father referred to me as his son.
*looks down*
*scratches head*
In conclusion: WHAT? Is there something I'm missing here? Perhaps I should have just kept this to myself and the long line of psychiatrists who will never be able to help me get past it?
i need a drink,
paging dr phil
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That is truly embarrassing about your father, though. That's just plain baffling. You don't have any brothers, so he shouldn't exactly be used to thinking of anybody as his son. Well, if your dad really wanted you to be a boy, here's what you do. Tell him how much you love him and that you'll do anything to please him, then say all he has to do is give you the money for a sex change operation. Then take the money and go spend it on something else. That'll show him.
Yes, I really did play Madame Defarge. We were doing projects in my lit class for A Tale of Two Cities, and my group made a video for its project. Of course, my group had no girls in it, so one of us guys had to be Madame Defarge, and I was the one who got cast in the role. It could have worse, I guess; at least I didn't have to be Lucie Manette.
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I'm trying to picture what a Taft shaped search light would look like, and this is all that's coming to my head:
Kid 1: (points to sky) Is that.... Former president Taft?
Kid 2: Either that or Batman's *really* let himself go.
Yes, yes, I like your idea! I'll use my sex change money to go buy lots of clohtes and CDs and candy.... (wow, there's a sentence I never thought I'd write!)
Hey, if you're gonna play the part of a woman, there isn't really a cooler role than Madame Defarge! But I feel your pain: Once, for a skit in drama class, I played Forrest Gump. Actually, that was my finest hour, too bad very few were around to see it. :(
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And I guess you're right about Madame Defarge. She's one of the classic characters in literature, plus I got to scowl all through my role. My classmates weren't sure whether I was scowling because I was in character, or whether I was upset I had to play a woman. Forrest Gump, though... it's got to be really difficult to maintain dignity in that one. Perhaps it was your amazing performance in that role that made your dad think you were a boy.
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