Because my pain & embarassment are a constant source of entertainment....

May 22, 2006 13:14

Dear Diary,
Today my father referred to me as his son.

*looks down*

*scratches head*

In conclusion: WHAT? Is there something I'm missing here? Perhaps I should have just kept this to myself and the long line of psychiatrists who will never be able to help me get past it?

i need a drink, paging dr phil

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foxywriter May 22 2006, 22:59:49 UTC
LMAO!! You always said that you were a tomboy growing up...maybe your dad was slow to catch on.

How the heck did this transpire??

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missnickers May 22 2006, 23:36:54 UTC
Go ahead, laugh at my pain & suffering. XP

We took my car in today to get the front end fixed (y'know from where that crazy lady backed into me), and my dad had to put the rental on his credit card under his name. The guy asked, "What relationship are you to the driver?" to which Dad responded, "Father-Son." The guy paused and looked at me with his eyebrow raised. I looked down - boobs? Yep, still there - and then gave my dad the evil eye. The sad part is that I don't even think he would have realized he called me his son if the guy hadn't corrected him. Everyone in the rental place heard it and thought it hillarious. :(

PS - We need a nickname for my rental car. It's a 4 door gold Chevy Cobalt, sort of like Kevin. Any ideas?

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foxywriter May 22 2006, 23:39:22 UTC
PS - We need a nickname for my rental car. It's a 4 door gold Chevy Cobalt, sort of like Kevin. Any ideas?

Dude, call it Goldie...like Goldie Wilson! (And not after my late grandmother!)

I think that this car still is better than Kevin. *shudder*

I hope you guys are getting that chick to pay for the damage.

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power12252 May 22 2006, 23:46:11 UTC
Goldie Wilson is DEAD!!

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missnickers May 22 2006, 23:51:21 UTC
Oh that's right he died while searching for that nickel treasure at the edge of a cliff.... *mourns*

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missnickers May 22 2006, 23:50:21 UTC
But is it better than.... GUS?!

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