Saturday Night Thunderbolt

[missnickers]

In Davis right now at a coffee shop with my roommate, and I am posting this for no other reason than because there is wireless internet here and I can. We were going to randomly drive to Reno today, but then decided not.

Here is a list of random happenings/thoughts of the night1. While stopped at a red light, on our way to get dinner, a Camaro

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[rayluxuryacht]

WHO WAS IN THE COFFIN?! I must know! You can't start a story like that and just stop! Y'know, I feel that I've let everyone down - if had I had been in my right mind, I would have insisted we go back and help the old lady with whatever wacky adventure she was surely on. Nothing spells good wholesome fun on a Saturday night like grave robbing! XD

Why is it that the words "You don't want to know" are invariably met with the other person begging you to tell them? All right, if you MUST know... it was a mermaid. She was on her way to a slumber party when she was wiped out as part of a gang initiation. She was going to kick them in the shins and run away, but was impeded in both tasks by a lack of feet. (Now then, kids, let's count the inside jokes in that passage...)

Of COURSE that was a DT reference! I love my coffee like Clara loves Jesus! Maybe even a little more... *gasp*

Based on the ongoing conversation, I was under the impression you and coffee were lovers. (Personally, I think you could do a lot better, but who am I to stand in the way of true love?) But if it's actually a *religious* experience... that makes more sense. You could do a lot worse than worship coffee. Like the Sci- I'd better stop there.

My LJ's coming along very nicely, though it still isn't as close to being as snappy and snazzy as yours is. (Any tips for improving it are welcome.) But one of these days, when I have something creative and original to say rather than sardonically commenting on what other people say, I think it truly will change lives. Not necessarily for the better, but it will change them.

[missnickers]

You can't say "You don't want to know" and expect me not to want to know! It's like saying "Don't take candy from strangers." Forbidden candy is always the sweetest & tastiest.

Hahaha, the only way that story could have been better was if it was a Uzbekistanian mermaid with a beard. Oh, and if the lead gang member who took her out was Mr Clean.

Well, technically my affair with the coffee is *both* a religious thing and a lover thing.... You see, we were in actuality signaling Xenu and the mother ship to come pick us up and take us to the promised land. ;)

I don't really have any tips for spiffing up the LJ - in all truth, I'm not that well versed in HMTL and am known as the girl who changes her layout more often than some people change their underwear... I want to make a Drawn Together mood theme, but it's SUCH a tedious process - I'd have to select over 100 different scenes to fit the moods and then do the coding/uploading, bah. But I'm really titilated by the idea of seeing DT pictures when I visit the page, so I'll probably end up doing it anyway...

[rayluxuryacht]

Actually, the mermaid WAS from Uzbekistan. She used to have a beard, but it fell off when she got the consumption. Mr. Clean was one of the attackers. She almost got away when she flicked her fish tail right in his face (making him pass out from the smell), but none other than William Howard Taft was right there to pounce on her with his quick catlike reflexes. They killed her by first showing her a clip of the Yip-Yips and making her go insane, then making her drink Plerr. (Are there any more I'm missing?)

The coffee thing makes more sense now. I'm glad your affair was so you could signal Xenu to send the spaceship for you. For a while I thought it might be about something weird ;)

A Drawn Together theme would totally rock. If you get it working, I hope you don't mind if I copy it from you. Let me know if you need any help picking scenes.

And I guess I might as well weigh on in the men sharing beds together debate. I wouldn't have a problem with it personally, but I would offer to sleep on the floor in case my companion was uncomfortable with it.

[missnickers]

ROTFL, add Judge Fudge and his suspicious undeliciousness, and I think you've just about got everything! :)

Weird? You thought it might be something weird?! Well, I never. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to ready myself to be Xenu's space-bride (I think that's how it works?)

I'll definitely need your help with picking out scenes for the mood theme. It took me forever to make my Incredibles mood theme (of course I didn't know what I was doing then, but still). Here are all the moods I have to cover. I'll probably get started on some of them tonight. And since we'll both be using this theme, there will not be 100 variations of Clara in her sarong. :p

And thank you! I'm the one who said guys probably woudn't mind sleeping in the same bed, Kristen is the one who said one would definitely sleep on the floor. I really don't see what the big deal is - it doesn't bother girls...

[rayluxuryacht]

Judge Fudge doesn't have time to be involved in this conversation. He's far too busy being delicious- or at least that's what he claims. I have reason to doubt his story myself.

Coffee I could understand, but I'm begging you, please don't marry Xenu. He's a heartbreaker. I know he makes a lot of impressive-sounding promises, but he plays mind games like nobody's business. And if the relationship should progress to the point of children, do you really want to deal with "silent birth"? Is that really worth a free ride on a spaceship? Maybe if it were the Enterprise or the Millennium Falcon, but it's just one of those garden variety alien spaceships. Don't ask me how I know that...

I'm definitely up for picking out some scenes for moods. When I have a little more time, I'll come up with a bunch of suggestions for you- probably this evening. And that remark about Clara in her sarong was completely uncalled for :p Our love is a healthy and pure one, unlike the tawdry fling you and coffee had. Okay, I apologize, that was probably crossing the line. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to putting together my "Clara in her nightie" collage.

[missnickers]

I also doubt Judge Fudge's tastiness. If he was so delicious, why would he need to use steroids? Something doesn't add up.

I agree, the Enterprise or Millenium Falcon would be much cooler - but I don't exactly have Han Solo or Spock beating down my door, now do I?! And Scientologist reproduction is like that of the Sockbats: they use petri dishes and/or spores. At least that's my understanding...

Hmmm... you seem to know an aweful lot about the spaceship and Xenu's propensity for breaking hearts. Something you want to tell me? :-O

Coolness! No rush with picking out moods - whenever you get the time. And I'm sorry for questioning your love for the princess - that was out of line and I am deeply ashamed. Does the Lingster know you're having an affair with his lady?!

[rayluxuryacht]

The thought of chomping down on a steroid-laden fudge bar makes me kind of queasy. Maybe he's taking the steroids to avoid being eaten. Therefore, he can brag all day long about being delicious, knowing that even if it were true, still nobody would take him up on the offer. Nah... he's a total fraud. He's made of Mockolate. (I do have a feeling, though, that a steroid-filled chocolate bar would open up the possibility of some pretty surreal athlete endorsements.)

Okay, let's take stock of our respective situations. You question how I come by my knowledge of Xenu's propensity for breaking hearts, yet somehow YOU know how Scientologists reproduce. I think we both may have some explaining to do to each other. Tell you what, I'll make you a deal. You call off your spaceship wedding and I'll end things with the princess. (It shouldn't be that difficult; I figure all I have to do is claim that I'm Jewish.) Then she and Ling-Ling can reclaim their love for each other and live happily ever after. My spaceship's in the shop right now, but as soon as it's fixed, I'll come pick you up in it. Nudity is not required for signalling it. Knowledge of arcane DT trivia is, however, so you might want to prepare. (And don't worry, there will be coffee...)