Mar 03, 2006 21:07
Couldn't resist stealing this meme:
Ask me a question about each of the following:
- Friends
- Sex
- Music
- Drugs
- Love
- Livejournal
No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential. Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked!
Now's your chance, peeps!
nicole airs her dirty laundry,
ask me anything,
pointless memery
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Sex: So let's have it out. How many guys?
Music: If you were in charge of the music industry, which current popular artist/group would you make sure never worked again?
Drugs: If there were an illegal drug that made you incredibly smart and ace law school, would you take it? (law steroids, LOL)
Love: Do you think it is possible to truly 100% get over your first love?
Livejournal: If LJ were closing its doors forever, and you could only write one more one-sentence post, what would it say?
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I have't done that many mean thigns to friends, because y'know, they're FRIENDS. There was that time when Mike told me he was falling in love with me, and I replied that I only thought of him "as a woman-friend." That was probably a little harsh... I felt bad after that sliipped out.
Sex: So let's have it out. How many guys?
Are you referring to how many "Guys" are in the tub of animal crackers from costco? Good question... I've never counted. But if I had to guess, i'd say aprox 1,302. ;) If you mean something else, you should be more specific.
Music: If you were in charge of the music industry, which current popular artist/group would you make sure never worked again?Any music where children are singing. Dear god, children should not be allowed to sing. My parents have this CD of children singing Xmas songs, and I swear it fills me with this homicidal rage. Also J.LO. I have nothing against her as a person. She's very pretty and a decent actress. But the woman ( ... )
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2) LOL! Okay, smartass, how many male homo sapiens have you engaged in consensual sexual intercourse with?
Oh, and while we're at it, do you think the male "guys" get it on with the female "guys"? I mean, they're just sitting there in the jar with nothing else to do.
3) I'll take that as a resounding YES. I would take 'em too. Besides, if they really do make you a legal genius, then even if I got busted, I would just represent myself and get an easy acquittal.
4) Couldn't have said it better myself. :)
5) That was beautiful! *sniff* I'm assuming that as you were typing that, you were also saying it in the proper Scottish accent.
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Do you mean that in the strict sense of the term, as defined by Bill Clinton? Or in the looser, all applies definition? ;)
Oh, and while we're at it, do you think the male "guys" get it on with the female "guys"? I mean, they're just sitting there in the jar with nothing else to do.
OMG, it's one big animal cracker orgy! And the the creepiest thing is the circus music that plays while they are getting it on... *shudder* It's a wonder I can still eat them after that.
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Oh fine. Just one, actually. And I was with him for a many years. YOu might know him as Senora 4 Times. ;)
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But I like it. ;) Care for a Cuban?
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Is that my cue?
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I like the chopSTICK better than the cigar, FYI... *points to icon*
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