Warning: Must be this tall to ride.

[missnickers]

Hey kids! Guess what! While I have locked certain posts in the past... from here on out, this journal is pretty much:

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[thewallyboy]

I am Wally and I do not really exist and I do not use any punctuation whatsoever and I am English and I am going to visit California in a few months for my holidays and I post random pictures of household appliances on my live journal and I do not really know why but it seemed a good idea at the time and I like typing strange and pointless five hundred word submissions like I hope this is going to be by the time I have finished it or else this will all have been a bit pointless and it is very cold out this evening don’t you know it’s about freezing and I do not much like cold as I would much rather it was warm and sunny and I hope it will be when I go to California and see the dazzling sights of LA and San Francisco and go down to Sea World and up to Universal to ride the Back to the Future ride and tour the back lot and all that stuff and then drive to Yosemite and look at all the pretty cool stuff and oh my god I am only in the 190s and I have got a lot of rubbish to write here so I do not know why I decided to start writing this but if somebody says write five hundred words what are you going to do and I also really don’t like this writing without any punctuation but I said I would do that too anyway I need to prove why I am cool enough or smart enough or funny enough or attractive enough to be your friend and I am currently struggling to figure out any good reasons really as by sitting here typing this I have proven I am not cool and from the randomness of it you can see I am not smart so that leaves attractive which I really can not prove either way from typing something so really that only leaves funny and this is about the most unfunny thing ever so I guess there is very little chance of me ever being declared as your friend so instead I shall recite a famous german drinking song written by some friends on a trip many years ago so please join in with me as we sing and it goes like this ich trinke bier ich trinke bier ich bin sexy und ich trinke bier and that is it I do hope you enjoyed the song as it amused us hugely at the time of its composition though to be fair we were sleep deprived and young and easily amusable and in addition we were in Austria which is a slightly odd place at any time of the year so anyway my dear as we conclude the five hundred word document which I have created over the last few minutes might I simply finish by wishing you a very merry Tuesday evening thank you

[missnickers]

Aha, Wally is that your subtle way of asking me to add you?

[thewallyboy]

If it was, would you?

[missnickers]

Aha, I probably would add you since you went to all that trouble to write the 500 word request, and you haven't pissed me off... yet. :-O