STOP THE WORLD!
My copyright analysis is DONE! Twenty-six pages. Written in a little over two days. Bow down, for I am the MASTER! XD I would do a victory jig right now if I weren't dangerously close to passing out from exhaustion. Looking forward to sleeping and feeling human again. More later.
THE NICOLE LIVEJOURNAL CLIP SHOW
Remember these great entries?
September 21, 1979: Nicole asks for 200 comments to a post and ends up getting over 300. Fun Fact: The main reason Nicole asked for 200 comments is because she thought sooner or later someone might let a dirty little secret slip. Blackmail, baby!
August 16, 1975: Nicole goes to the fair and comes home with a giant box of toilet paper. A film was made of her exploits called "Toilet Paper Booty: The Nicole Story". Reviews of the film were mixed. An example: "Toilet Paper Booty is the best film I saw this weekend. Of course, I only saw two movies, it and Bubble Boy", raves Daniel Penthalon of Living In Mom's Basement Magazine.
November 7. 1978: Nicole pulls her groin. Lesser known fact: that same day, her good friend Keith pushed his groin, which is a lot harder to do and hurts just as much.
September 13, 1947: Nicole posts pics of herself dressed as Elastigirl for Halloween. Later that month, the Nicole Elastigirl calendar becomes a permanent fixture on nursing home walls and high school boys' lockers everywhere.
June 22, 1936: Nicole poses the question, "If you woke up and I were in bed next to you, what would your response be?" 87% of readers reply that their first response would be "I hope this doesn't mean Kristen's in the bathroom".
July 3, 1975: Nicole introduces Fun Facts to the world. They date for several months before getting drunk and married in Vegas. Though they fight constantly, sometimes even shattering lamps over each other's heads, they are still together today.
See you in... well, whenever I get around to doing this again.
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