"Mend up your stocking hole. 'Cause this lump ain't made of coal."

[missnickers]

Ugh, some of you may have noticed that I haven't been online for the past week. What? Nobody noticed I was gone for a week?! Thanks a lot, I see how it is! XP Well, seeing as nobody cares, I'll just explain it to myself: I've been pretty sick all week and had the extra pleasure of cramming my butt off for the MPRE, which I took Friday. Let

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I thought it's what you would have wanted.

[power12252]

Is it wrong that I think it's an adorable nickname?!

Of course not! How could it possibly be wrong? You are a "kid" at heart, and when you get hit on the head you yell "do(h)"! Hence, you're the kiddo!

Ice only baby. That's the real men's league. People actually don't realize what a tough sport it is. Why, just the other day, I was racing this guy and he tried to kick me in the leg with his blade. Luckily, my ninja reflexes took over, I spun over him and beheaded him with my skate. But yes, I do look damn sexy on the ice in my speedo. Although I must admit that shaving my legs was not much fun. Yes, you HAVE to see me perform!

That "rumor mill" wouldn't happen to have red hair, would it? XD If it makes you feel better, we didn't just want to get you drunk, we wanted to get BOTH you and K drunk. See the difference? No? Oh well. Actually, we are just curious to see what types of drunks you are. You can tell a lot about a person's true personality by what type of drunk he or she is. I said I believe you would be a super-giggly drunk, but C thought you would be dancing on the tables. :p

Did you at least think of me while you boozed and watched porn?

[missnickers]

OMG, this is bad... I accidentally grabbed my Copyright Law book instead of my BA book (they look exactly the same on the outside, except for the words obviously), so I'm sitting here in class right now, pretending to follow along and take notes with a book from a completely different course... If I get called on, I am SO screwed! Something tells me the Fair Use Act is not a defense for liability in a closely held coroporation.... :p

*cough* anyway.... Ice skating only?! Damn, I was gonna ask you to be my partner for the roller disco. Oh well, I guess I'll find someone else. *sigh* I hear IP is dynamite on skates....

I hear you have the speed skating record as being the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. Is that true?

Psssh. I'm glad C thinks I'm the table dancing kind of drunk... I love how you all have such high opinions of me. :p I bet you're the "I love you guys!" huggy kind of drunk. "NO, I mean it!! I REALLY love you guys!!"

Oh Nicole, you know I always think of you when I drink obsessively and watch porn!

[power12252]

LOL! I've done that before. Yeah, all those books do look exactly alike. Was it the red ones or the brown ones? You know, considering how many lawyers/law students/law schools there are in the U.S., you'd think we'd have more than two freakin' publishing companies.

Oh, I do roller too. But that is more of a hobby. Ehh I don't think you want IP. If he falls, he'll put a dent in the floor and then the fun is over. Besides, think about how I'd look in my tight roller disco outfit. ;)

I bet you're the "I love you guys!" huggy kind of drunk.

LMAO! Yeah, you pretty much hit the nail on the head with that one. When I've had a few, everyone is my best friend in the world.

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!

[missnickers]

Actually, it's the navy blue Lexis publishing book... for some reason all my profs chose that this semester. *shrug*

LOL good call... I suppose you can still be my roller disco partner then - at leat I know you look good in glittery shorts, suspenders and knee socks. ;) We can work on some choregoraphy tonight; K won't mind us. What song should we use in our routine?

Tell me... when you're out speed skating on the ice... does the cold... you know? Down south? :-O

I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it. :)

[power12252]

Oh yeah, there were the navy ones too. Well, those sucked too. XD

Great! I have so many moves planned out for us. Just make sure you stretch out that old groin injury of yours. I'm going to need you to be extra felxible tonight, for our grand finale. I think we should have a 70's theme and our song should be the theme to "What's Happening."

Not to worry. I am always prepared. You know how you can get hand and foot warmers when you go skiiing? Well, they have warmers for all different areas as well. The S-factor does not apply to me. So don't worry, I will be at full capacity when I enter the Nickers Cup. ;)