"Mend up your stocking hole. 'Cause this lump ain't made of coal."

[missnickers]

Ugh, some of you may have noticed that I haven't been online for the past week. What? Nobody noticed I was gone for a week?! Thanks a lot, I see how it is! XP Well, seeing as nobody cares, I'll just explain it to myself: I've been pretty sick all week and had the extra pleasure of cramming my butt off for the MPRE, which I took Friday. Let

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She's back!! Quick, hide the booze and the porn!!

[power12252]

So, how was the MPRE? Talk to me more about vomit. Was it like a chunk here, a chunk there, or more of a continuous spew? *re-reads posts* Ohhhh, you said DON'T talk about these things. My barf, I mean...my bad.

RE: photos.

Well, first off, I am submitting that first one to be on the cover of the next issue of Maxim. I can see the headline now: "Where Missnickers likes to keep her men (juicy details inside)."

Awwww cute Kiddo! I wanna hug and kiss her too. Oh, and the dog is cute too. ;)

So Santa wants a boner, huh? Well, he's only human. But if that's what he wants, he has to gather all the elves and reindeer he knows and start campaigning. This Tuesday, it will be two years until we elect Chubbs-Boner!

Oh, and damn, remind me never to challenge Little i to a pissing contest. What the hell did he have to drink?!!

Great to have you back! This place wasn't the same without you. You missed quite a lot. Let's see, Pervy has decided to go back to school and get a Masters in women's studies. K was spreading vicious lies about you, saying that you were laundering cheese for the mob. I put a stop to that quickly though, because that's what I'm here for. C decide that she is going to put her wisdom teeth on a necklace and give it to her new man for Christmas. I told her that was kinda creepy, but we simply agreed to disagree. IP, sadly, died after being inflicted with a 72-hour case of violent diarrhea. As for me, I have quit practicing law and am now a professional speed skater. Other than that, everything is about the same. :)

I leave for a week and you're already breaking out the booze and the porn?!

[missnickers]

Haha, when I heard the dog's name was kiddo, I immediately thought of your nickname for me of course... ;) Is it wrong that I think it's an adorable nickname?!

LOL, Santa can be an official endorser of Chubbs/Boner! Nobody will go up against Stanta - that'll get you on the naugthy list right there!

Little i had 6 cosmos and some watermelon. Big things come in small packages, eh?

So.. you're a professional speed skater now, hm? Ice or roller skates? Regardless I'm impressed! Can you do a sow cow or a triple axle? What about jazz hands?! Ohhh, I can't wait to see you perform (I trust you'll still be wearing your sparkley speedo)!

BTW, I hear through the rumor mill that you and Christina want to get me drunk... what's up with that, Max?! What's up with that?

I thought it's what you would have wanted.

[power12252]

Is it wrong that I think it's an adorable nickname?!

Of course not! How could it possibly be wrong? You are a "kid" at heart, and when you get hit on the head you yell "do(h)"! Hence, you're the kiddo!

Ice only baby. That's the real men's league. People actually don't realize what a tough sport it is. Why, just the other day, I was racing this guy and he tried to kick me in the leg with his blade. Luckily, my ninja reflexes took over, I spun over him and beheaded him with my skate. But yes, I do look damn sexy on the ice in my speedo. Although I must admit that shaving my legs was not much fun. Yes, you HAVE to see me perform!

That "rumor mill" wouldn't happen to have red hair, would it? XD If it makes you feel better, we didn't just want to get you drunk, we wanted to get BOTH you and K drunk. See the difference? No? Oh well. Actually, we are just curious to see what types of drunks you are. You can tell a lot about a person's true personality by what type of drunk he or she is. I said I believe you would be a super-giggly drunk, but C thought you would be dancing on the tables. :p

Did you at least think of me while you boozed and watched porn?

[missnickers]

OMG, this is bad... I accidentally grabbed my Copyright Law book instead of my BA book (they look exactly the same on the outside, except for the words obviously), so I'm sitting here in class right now, pretending to follow along and take notes with a book from a completely different course... If I get called on, I am SO screwed! Something tells me the Fair Use Act is not a defense for liability in a closely held coroporation.... :p

*cough* anyway.... Ice skating only?! Damn, I was gonna ask you to be my partner for the roller disco. Oh well, I guess I'll find someone else. *sigh* I hear IP is dynamite on skates....

I hear you have the speed skating record as being the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. Is that true?

Psssh. I'm glad C thinks I'm the table dancing kind of drunk... I love how you all have such high opinions of me. :p I bet you're the "I love you guys!" huggy kind of drunk. "NO, I mean it!! I REALLY love you guys!!"

Oh Nicole, you know I always think of you when I drink obsessively and watch porn!

[power12252]

LOL! I've done that before. Yeah, all those books do look exactly alike. Was it the red ones or the brown ones? You know, considering how many lawyers/law students/law schools there are in the U.S., you'd think we'd have more than two freakin' publishing companies.

Oh, I do roller too. But that is more of a hobby. Ehh I don't think you want IP. If he falls, he'll put a dent in the floor and then the fun is over. Besides, think about how I'd look in my tight roller disco outfit. ;)

I bet you're the "I love you guys!" huggy kind of drunk.

LMAO! Yeah, you pretty much hit the nail on the head with that one. When I've had a few, everyone is my best friend in the world.

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!

[missnickers]

Actually, it's the navy blue Lexis publishing book... for some reason all my profs chose that this semester. *shrug*

LOL good call... I suppose you can still be my roller disco partner then - at leat I know you look good in glittery shorts, suspenders and knee socks. ;) We can work on some choregoraphy tonight; K won't mind us. What song should we use in our routine?

Tell me... when you're out speed skating on the ice... does the cold... you know? Down south? :-O

I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it. :)

[power12252]

Oh yeah, there were the navy ones too. Well, those sucked too. XD

Great! I have so many moves planned out for us. Just make sure you stretch out that old groin injury of yours. I'm going to need you to be extra felxible tonight, for our grand finale. I think we should have a 70's theme and our song should be the theme to "What's Happening."

Not to worry. I am always prepared. You know how you can get hand and foot warmers when you go skiiing? Well, they have warmers for all different areas as well. The S-factor does not apply to me. So don't worry, I will be at full capacity when I enter the Nickers Cup. ;)