I am trapped in a 52 oz cup of emotion!
Bored and irritated out of my mind right now. Sitting in Copyright class, trying desparately to stay awake, next to this guy who, after every sip of his drink feels the need to make this long 'aahhhhh' sighing noise. After every freaking sip. And the jerkoff has a Big Gulp - a 52 ouncer or something - so it doesn't look like the torture will end anytime soon.
*sip* ahhhhhhh. *sip* ahhhhhhh. *sip* ahhhhhh. *sip* ahhhhhh. *sip* ahhhhhh. *sip* ahhhhhh. *sip* ahhhhhh. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE IT STOP! Drinking is not supposed to be a spectacle. I wonder what he would do if my elbow 'accidentally' knocked his precious drink off the table? The cup is a good foot and a half away, I don't know if I can reach it without my malicious intent being obvious. But what am I to do, it's slowly driving me mad. This will definitely take a portion of my cunning - no, ALL my cunning. *sip* ahhhhhhh. Oh hell, here I go...
*sip* ahhhhhhh. *sip* ahhhhhhh. *sip* ahhhhhh. *sip* ahhhhhh. *sip* ahhhhhh. *sip* ahhhhhh. *sip* ahhhhhh. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE IT STOP! Drinking is not supposed to be a spectacle. I wonder what he would do if my elbow 'accidentally' knocked his precious drink off the table? The cup is a good foot and a half away, I don't know if I can reach it without my malicious intent being obvious. But what am I to do, it's slowly driving me mad. This will definitely take a portion of my cunning - no, ALL my cunning. *sip* ahhhhhhh. Oh hell, here I go...