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missnickers

Thank you for being a (Nazi) friend....

Jul 26, 2005 19:07

Seriously, what is up with me having wierd conversations about the Golden Girls this week? This is the third one, and I just thought I'd share it because I know some of you would find this humorus (and slightly disturbing): What you didn't know about our favorite four old ladies from Miami!In other news, it apparently *is* a small world ( Read more... )

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Sophia = HAWT! power12252 July 27 2005, 02:46:39 UTC

Wow, I'm famous! I...I don't know what to say. Seriously, this was your THIRD conversation about the Golden Girls this week? I didn't realize there was that much to talk about the Fab 4. :D

What an asshole!!! I don't even know him, but I hate him! I'll kill him!! Nobody messes with my Nickers!! NOBODY!!!!!!!!! What did he do to you? You want me to come over and kick his ass? I totally will. I'll humiliate him. I'll make him cry. I'll make him scream "I'm a puny bitch!" You say the word, I'm there.

Plus, you're right, Terrance is a lame name. Unless it is Terrance & Phillip of course.

Re: Sophia = HAWT! foxywriter July 27 2005, 02:59:40 UTC

You can unlease the kung fu dragon from within on his ass, lol!

Re: Sophia = HAWT! missnickers July 27 2005, 03:02:25 UTC

If anything Max could use his speedo powers to knock the boy down!

Sophia = Demon in the sack! missnickers July 27 2005, 03:00:59 UTC

I know, seriously! When the Fantastic Four first came out, I thought it was The Golden Girls reunion show... I was so dissappointed when I found out that wasn't the case. What a waste of $9.50.

What DIDN'T Terrence do! That's the question. He's just a phony, lying jerkoff is all. Said what he thought I wanted to hear to get into my pants, and I was too smitten by his pretty face and sweet nothings to notice at the time. He was the guy that all the other girls wanted and for some reason he liked *me*. I was too much on that trip to notice that he was just a horny bastard.

Can you take 'im out for me? I think it would be quite a competition, because he apparently took years and years of tae kwan do. I would love to see that smug smile whiped off his face when you knock his lanky ass out.

BTW, Kristen is doing a random google search now, and came acrosss a stuffed bear in lingerie that she thinks you would buy for me.... :-O Are you gonna take that?

Re: Sophia = Demon in the sack! power12252 July 27 2005, 03:08:32 UTC

He's just a phony, lying jerkoff is all.

Oh, that's it?

He does indeed sound like a complete dick. Well, they say that you find the shit before you find your sweet. You already found the shit, so now...*cough cough* ;)

Absolutely I'll take 'im out. Oooo, a fellow martial artist huh? Cool, that means I'll have to train for this one. You and K can be my trainers!

LMAO! A lingerie teddy? Excellent. No no, I actually did want to buy you something, but it was this.

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Re: Sophia = Demon in the sack! missnickers July 27 2005, 03:13:42 UTC

ROTFL! For someone so busy, you sure seem to have a lot of time on your hands!

I'm glad to see you're not above shameless self-promotion, though. I love that about you. ;)

Sophia = My white haired little fireball power12252 July 27 2005, 14:41:16 UTC

you sure seem to have a lot of time on your hands

You know the old saying "there's always room for Jello"? Well, IMO, there's always room for Nickers. Everything else can just wait. ;)

you're not above shameless self-promotion

Well, if it will make you feel better, I can purchase this for myself.

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Sophia = Freaky little sex puppet missnickers July 27 2005, 19:41:26 UTC

I'm like jello eh? *resists jiggler and/or Bill Cosby joke*

I love the boxers, but I think they would look even better with a picture of me on them... Y'know, to lay claim to my territory. You might even put my illustrious quote, "I'm always thinking of Max's pee pee" on the rear. XP

I need a thong that says "I [heart] Power." Remember what Homer said, "Max Power is the name you want to touch... but you mussn't tooooouuuch!!" :-O

Re: Sophia = Freaky little sex puppet power12252 July 27 2005, 20:13:38 UTC

Don't resist. Never resist! If you have a good jello jigglers comment, then let it out for the world to hear!

LMAO! You should get a thong that says "Max's Parking Only. All Others Will Be Towed." :D

Re: Sophia = Freaky little sex puppet missnickers July 27 2005, 20:19:16 UTC

You should get a thong that says "Max's Parking Only. All Others Will Be Towed." :D

HA HA HA HA!!! Oh man, that works on so many levels! Don't tempt me... because I would do it. :P

Re: Sophia = Freaky little sex puppet power12252 July 27 2005, 20:30:32 UTC

Of course I know that you'd do it! Why do think I mentioned it? ;)

Re: Sophia = Demon in the sack! missnickers July 27 2005, 03:14:59 UTC

PS - maybe you should use that whip from your Indiana Jones costume when you bust a can of woopass on Terry.

Re: Sophia = Demon in the sack! power12252 July 27 2005, 14:44:26 UTC

Are you kidding? I'm going to be in full Max Power gear, sparklin' speedo, cape, boots and all. That way, he, and everyone around him, will forever know that he got his ass kicked by a man in tights. That oughta wipe that little grin off his face.

Re: Sophia = Demon in the sack! missnickers July 27 2005, 19:43:26 UTC

ROTFL! You wear tights AND a sparkly speedo?! *swoon*

..... TO THE BATCAVE! Er, or whatever you call your secret lair.

Re: Sophia = Demon in the sack! power12252 July 27 2005, 20:14:50 UTC

Of course. The tights keep me warm at night. The speedo, well, I think that is obvious. ;)

Hmmm....I should call my secret lair the Pimp Cave. TO THE PIMP CAVE!!

Re: Sophia = Demon in the sack! missnickers July 27 2005, 20:15:15 UTC

Hold the phone! I got it! Your super secret crimefighting lair will be known as.... The Power Station! And your whip, speedo, etc. will be your Power Tools. Booya!

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