Ack! I've had the song "Roxy" stuck in my head for the past two days and it's driving me absolutely batty. Please help me get something else in there, I beg of you, f-list
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You have taken coolness to a new level!power12252July 24 2005, 22:33:59 UTC
RE: Incredi-bathroom
OH. MY. GOD. YOU. ARE. AWESOME. LMAO!! Oh man, your new place is going to be like summer camp. I am SO staying over. Having toys in the bathroom, that is just sheer genius. Do you have an incredi-rubber duckie?
RE: “Where should I stick this rod?”
Oh man, that must have hurt like hell biting your tongue so hard! That was just the easiest set up in the world. I admire your willpower in being able to hold back, I sure as hell couldn’t have done it! But it was probably a good idea, seeing as he is helping you move. But sometimes just thinking of all the comebacks you could have said can be quite enjoyable as well.
RE: Cable NaziWTF? He refused to service you so he could get his haircut? What an asshole! You should totally call the company and tell them what he did. Maybe they’ll do this extra service for free, to keep your business. That reminds me of a time when this truck almost sideswiped the Big Smooth twice on the highway. I was not happy! But fortunately, on the back of his truck, he had
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Re: You have taken coolness to a new level!missnickersJuly 24 2005, 23:09:31 UTC
An Incredi-rubber ducky?! What an excellent idea! Now I'll never leave the bathroom! Incredi-rubber ducky makes bath-time fun!
ROTFL, my friends and I used to take it upon ourselves to call all the trucks/cars/etc. that had one of those "How am I driving" stickers... One time I spent a full 15 full on the phone once with a representative from the Diamond Whipes corporation. XD I'm so evil....
But I'm not pleased to hear that Big Smooth was almost hurt! NOBODY MESSES WITH BIG SMOOTH, NOBODY!
Ha ha ha, so you are familiar with the Cat Lady?? I'll have to take a pic with her and send it to you. I'm sure she'll love that... I think she already wants to sic her "babies" on us.
Re: You have taken coolness to a new level!power12252July 24 2005, 23:27:29 UTC
*sings* Incredi-ducky, you're the one! *squeak squeak* You make bath time lots of fun! *squeak squeak* Incredi-ducky, I'm awfully fond of you, doo doo doo dee doo!
LOL! I wonder how many calls those companies get every day. It is a great activity to do when you are stuck in traffic. But yes, I was not amused when the Big Smooth was almost attacked. If I was a prosecutor back then, I would have thrown the book at him! GRRRRRR!!!!
Of course I'm familiar with Cat Lady. Truth be told, I think she's the sexiest Simpsons female character. (well, besides the lunch lady of course) :D
Re: You have taken coolness to a new level!missnickersJuly 25 2005, 00:53:55 UTC
Instead of squeaking, the incredi-ducky will say "It's showtime!!" Hehe, you'd have to pry that thing away from my cold, dead hands!
Those companies shouldn't put their number on the side of a truck if they don't want calls. I mean, that's just asking for it, really. Yes, when someone harms Big Smooth, you use your long arm of the law to throw the book at him! Or you could use the sword of justice! (if nothing, terrorize him with my bad metaphors :P)
LOL the lunch lady! My fondest memory is her stirring a big vat of "horse testicles" with a cigarette in her mouth.... Mmmm!
Re: You have taken coolness to a new level!missnickersJuly 25 2005, 06:23:21 UTC
ROTFL, that is so wrong... Man I wish I hadn't deleted "the bear." :( That little guy was classic! Pure and simple, classic! I'm going to do a search for him right now!
OH. MY. GOD. YOU. ARE. AWESOME. LMAO!! Oh man, your new place is going to be like summer camp. I am SO staying over. Having toys in the bathroom, that is just sheer genius. Do you have an incredi-rubber duckie?
RE: “Where should I stick this rod?”
Oh man, that must have hurt like hell biting your tongue so hard! That was just the easiest set up in the world. I admire your willpower in being able to hold back, I sure as hell couldn’t have done it! But it was probably a good idea, seeing as he is helping you move. But sometimes just thinking of all the comebacks you could have said can be quite enjoyable as well.
RE: Cable NaziWTF? He refused to service you so he could get his haircut? What an asshole! You should totally call the company and tell them what he did. Maybe they’ll do this extra service for free, to keep your business. That reminds me of a time when this truck almost sideswiped the Big Smooth twice on the highway. I was not happy! But fortunately, on the back of his truck, he had ( ... )
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ROTFL, my friends and I used to take it upon ourselves to call all the trucks/cars/etc. that had one of those "How am I driving" stickers... One time I spent a full 15 full on the phone once with a representative from the Diamond Whipes corporation. XD I'm so evil....
But I'm not pleased to hear that Big Smooth was almost hurt! NOBODY MESSES WITH BIG SMOOTH, NOBODY!
Ha ha ha, so you are familiar with the Cat Lady?? I'll have to take a pic with her and send it to you. I'm sure she'll love that... I think she already wants to sic her "babies" on us.
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LOL! I wonder how many calls those companies get every day. It is a great activity to do when you are stuck in traffic. But yes, I was not amused when the Big Smooth was almost attacked. If I was a prosecutor back then, I would have thrown the book at him! GRRRRRR!!!!
Of course I'm familiar with Cat Lady. Truth be told, I think she's the sexiest Simpsons female character. (well, besides the lunch lady of course) :D
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Those companies shouldn't put their number on the side of a truck if they don't want calls. I mean, that's just asking for it, really. Yes, when someone harms Big Smooth, you use your long arm of the law to throw the book at him! Or you could use the sword of justice! (if nothing, terrorize him with my bad metaphors :P)
LOL the lunch lady! My fondest memory is her stirring a big vat of "horse testicles" with a cigarette in her mouth.... Mmmm!
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That so makes me think of that vibrating duck bath toy that we saw that one time.... LOL!!!
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WHAT?!?!?!?!
*is extremely curious*
*thinks dirty thoughts*
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I can already foresee the avdentures that you two are going to have as roomies. I'm not even there, and *I* can't wait! :D
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The bear...that one was an e-mail, remember? I don't think it's possible to find him elsewhere, esp if you deleted him from your hard drive.
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Keywords: bear, vaccuum XD
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Oh, I love British comedy... I swear I should have been born in the UK.
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:P
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Oh, c'mon don't act like you don't love our sense of humor... ;)
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Oh, who am I kidding? You make me giggle like a little girlie-man. Tee hee.
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