There's not enough therapy in the world....

[missnickers]

WTF moment of the day: Father's Day is next weekend, so I called my mom to ask her what would be a good gift for my dad (seeing as how he pretty much buys what he wants when he wants it... leaves little room for good gifts.) So my mom says to me, "Y'know he could really use some socks & underwear

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[foxywriter]

I still say you need to get him this....

"You know it's true, so watch out"

[missnickers]

LMAO!! You know I want to... I showed that to my mom, who agreed in its hilarity, but thought that my dad would get offended. I think maybe it has something to do with them comparing him to Saddam Hussein, Hitler, and that crazy old woman down the street... Bad juju.

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[foxywriter]

But think if the hilarity if your dad had the shirt and wore it the first time he met Max Mr. Incredible Verne Brown a new boyfriend?

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[missnickers]

Ooh, you have a good point! I think Max is already scared of my dad, even without the shirt... If the flesh men are frightened, I'd hate to think how my fictional boyfriends might react! :-O

BTW, are you gonna write that 'scene' in the fic soon?

"Oh, bitch bitch...."

[foxywriter]

I'll write the scene when I'm inspired. (Maybe I need to see Greedy again...or at least the drunken nudty of Mr. Fox.) We should go to Bodie in a few weeks, because I can guarentee that will induce ecstacies of fanfic!

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[power12252]

Nah, your dad and I would be buds. We'd go out for drinks, watch a few games, discuss life. Maybe I'll even put on a fake moustache to fit into his club. Maybe not.

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[missnickers]

If you wore the fake mustache, would you use the comb I gave him to comb it? THAT is a true bonding experience that will bind the two of you for life.

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[power12252]

For you, I would definitely comb my fake moustache. But we must make sure I don't get *too* close to him. Otherwise, we'll be so tight that he'll want to come everywhere with us.

Nicole's Dad: Hey, it's Friday night! What are you two kids doing? Going out to a movie together, huh? Great, I'll buy the popcorn!

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[theflhurricane]

*Makes mental note to upload picture of brother with Hitler mustache*

I guess all of this just confirms my suspicions from our previous conversation. Hon- Just stop typing because it's really not working out for you today.

Like I said though. A shiny, useless tool that does cool stuff. Or if you can't find that, a gift card for him to purchase his own shiny, useless tool that does cool stuff. It's guaranteed to keep him busy for a weekend and after that he'll forget all about it. At least that's how it works with my dad. Of course my dad wasn't exactly blessed with the intelligence gene either. :-/

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[missnickers]

ROTFL, you have a pic of your brother wearing a Hitler mustache?!?! Dare I ask WHY??

Y'know you're right... I'm really putting my foot in my mouth today! First the big machine comment, then the low to the ground one... and now this! Can I possibly top myself? We shall see... the night is still young! ;)

Can you point out a shiny useless tool? 'Cause I know NOTHING about tools... I'm just thinking a Home Depot giftcard. Home Depot is his mother ship (much like the mall is mine).

OOOH, I wonder if the Disney Store has Mr Incredible Dad mugs for Father's Day??? *runs to store*

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[theflhurricane]

Wahaha - I was planning to go to the DS tomorrow in search of the same thing lol.

Also - I see where you're coming from and suppose I should correct an error on my part. I failed to mention this is my older brother in the mustache and let me tell you in advance that it's naturally grown - his wedding picture no less. *rolls eyes*