This post is rated M for big pimpin’, a drunken brawl, Little i mischief, and puppet sex.
And thus ends another adventurous Memorial Day weekend. As usual, my parents had a delightful BBQ - which, as usual, involved my mom yelling at my dad because she did all the cooking & cleaning and he spent the entire morning in the garage waxing his new truck for the 4th time (I’m not exaggerating, he really waxed it 4 times). I chose to spend my day indoors, eating veggie burgers and watching Team America: World Police. Josh had been bugging me to see it forever and I gotta say: Funniest. Puppet movie. Ever! Good satire on all the big budget action flicks out there. And puppets swearing/killing people/dancing never gets old - never! - and I challenge anyone to find a better way to celebrate a national holiday than with a 5 minute long scene of gratuitous puppet sex! ;)
Saturday, foxywriter and I went to Paramount’s Great America (theme-park). Almost got ran off the road by some maniac driver on the way there. Rode lots of ‘coasters. Got attacked by crazed blood-thirsty seagulls. Y’know, your typical Saturday. And no outing would be complete without Kristen and I goofing off in the giftshop, dressing up like circa 1970s pimps, and then giggling like idiots at ourselves! When I cut my rap album (which we all know is inevitable), these are *so* going on the back cover:
K-Dawg and N-$ in tha hizzouse!
I was saying, “Call me ‘big daddy’ when ya back that thang up.”
Y’know, I’ve always wanted to get involved in a 1920s prohibition barroom brawl.
I decided to whip out my friend Petey the Pistol for assistance! When I squeeze him, he makes bad people go away. In all seriousness, I've had this strange fascination with the 1920s since I was little, so this extra fun for that very reason.... I really liked that feather headband.
And finally.... What you've all been waiting for.
For those of you who missed Little i’s past exploits, and are thus horribly confused by the pointless in-jokes, this link'll fill you in quickly.
Little i wanted to take the day off thwarting evil-doers to go to GA with us. He's strapped in and ready for action! With is grande non-fat cappuccino from Starbucks.... Little i is such a trend whore!
Little i was ready to brave the Top Gun jet coaster... but then that morning coffee came back to haunt him! Uh oh....
Duty calls! Unfortunately, the rest of his day was spent here. That's what happens when you drink your own weight in coffee....
Next time: Little i dukes it out with the Travelocity Gnome!
Oh yeah, and I miss Max :(
Saturday, foxywriter and I went to Paramount’s Great America (theme-park). Almost got ran off the road by some maniac driver on the way there. Rode lots of ‘coasters. Got attacked by crazed blood-thirsty seagulls. Y’know, your typical Saturday. And no outing would be complete without Kristen and I goofing off in the giftshop, dressing up like circa 1970s pimps, and then giggling like idiots at ourselves! When I cut my rap album (which we all know is inevitable), these are *so* going on the back cover:
K-Dawg and N-$ in tha hizzouse!
I was saying, “Call me ‘big daddy’ when ya back that thang up.”
Y’know, I’ve always wanted to get involved in a 1920s prohibition barroom brawl.
I decided to whip out my friend Petey the Pistol for assistance! When I squeeze him, he makes bad people go away. In all seriousness, I've had this strange fascination with the 1920s since I was little, so this extra fun for that very reason.... I really liked that feather headband.
And finally.... What you've all been waiting for.
For those of you who missed Little i’s past exploits, and are thus horribly confused by the pointless in-jokes, this link'll fill you in quickly.
Little i wanted to take the day off thwarting evil-doers to go to GA with us. He's strapped in and ready for action! With is grande non-fat cappuccino from Starbucks.... Little i is such a trend whore!
Little i was ready to brave the Top Gun jet coaster... but then that morning coffee came back to haunt him! Uh oh....
Duty calls! Unfortunately, the rest of his day was spent here. That's what happens when you drink your own weight in coffee....
Next time: Little i dukes it out with the Travelocity Gnome!
Oh yeah, and I miss Max :(