one more horrible joke.
Norman and his blonde wife live in snow country, high in the midwest. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
Announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inch of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
> > >
> > > A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
> > >
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."
then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like any man married to a blonde would use, Norman said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
Announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inch of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
> > >
> > > A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
> > >
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."
then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like any man married to a blonde would use, Norman said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"