Fictional Reasons For My Recent Livejournal Hiatus
I've realized that I haven't updated my livejournal in freaking forever so I just wanted to give you all my completely imaginary reasons as to why I haven't:
1. While joyriding with Cg we "spun the beach" and just never came back.
2. When Joe Carbone (one the campers at ACME Jr) asked the counselors to come home with him on the last day or camp, we went. And stayed.
3. I realized during double sessions that "This isn't youth soccer anymore" and went straight to the pros. I mean with Mia Hamm retired they need some help.
4. After all the celebrities showed up at my house for the VMA's People gave me a job writing stories for Star Tracks.
5. I became a Myspace whore.
6. Speaking of the VMA's after Kevin put out "A second night in Paris" I've been too busy running from the press and other pornographers who want Paris in a few other videos.
7. Once Johnny Damon saw "A second night in Paris" he realized I was the one he wanted as his wife so I've been travelling with the Red Sox/having mind blowing sex with Johnny.
8. Instead of procrastinating I was doing all my AP summer work.
9. Aliens abducted me, and ate my brain.
10. I've been running a drug ring with some illegal aliens. We typically sell really hardcore antibiotics overseas, because lets face it with all the random skin infections I've gotten in the last month I have a shitload of stuff around.
So now that you know what I've been fictionally doing all this time maybe in antother month or two I'll tell you whats actually going on.
Just kidding.. I've pretty much been doing non interesting stuff, if you really wanna know whats been up with me just ask... or check out my webshots for the basic idea.
school sucks
xoxoMolly
1. While joyriding with Cg we "spun the beach" and just never came back.
2. When Joe Carbone (one the campers at ACME Jr) asked the counselors to come home with him on the last day or camp, we went. And stayed.
3. I realized during double sessions that "This isn't youth soccer anymore" and went straight to the pros. I mean with Mia Hamm retired they need some help.
4. After all the celebrities showed up at my house for the VMA's People gave me a job writing stories for Star Tracks.
5. I became a Myspace whore.
6. Speaking of the VMA's after Kevin put out "A second night in Paris" I've been too busy running from the press and other pornographers who want Paris in a few other videos.
7. Once Johnny Damon saw "A second night in Paris" he realized I was the one he wanted as his wife so I've been travelling with the Red Sox/having mind blowing sex with Johnny.
8. Instead of procrastinating I was doing all my AP summer work.
9. Aliens abducted me, and ate my brain.
10. I've been running a drug ring with some illegal aliens. We typically sell really hardcore antibiotics overseas, because lets face it with all the random skin infections I've gotten in the last month I have a shitload of stuff around.
So now that you know what I've been fictionally doing all this time maybe in antother month or two I'll tell you whats actually going on.
Just kidding.. I've pretty much been doing non interesting stuff, if you really wanna know whats been up with me just ask... or check out my webshots for the basic idea.
school sucks
xoxoMolly