why pirates are cool
a. they say crazy things like "ARRRRRRRRRR".
b. some of them have peg legs.
c. some of them have hooks.
d. some have peg legs AND hooks [these are the best pirates].
e. some wear ruffly shirts.
f. some wear stripes.
g. they have big boats, or at least they do when they steal them.
h. they are gypsies of the sea.
i. they sing pirate songs.
j. they capture hot babes for ransom.
k. fake pirates wear eye liner.
l. some of them fall out of coconut trees.
m. they have talking parrots.
n. they have swords.
o. they like skulls.
b. some of them have peg legs.
c. some of them have hooks.
d. some have peg legs AND hooks [these are the best pirates].
e. some wear ruffly shirts.
f. some wear stripes.
g. they have big boats, or at least they do when they steal them.
h. they are gypsies of the sea.
i. they sing pirate songs.
j. they capture hot babes for ransom.
k. fake pirates wear eye liner.
l. some of them fall out of coconut trees.
m. they have talking parrots.
n. they have swords.
o. they like skulls.