I'm pretty sure that I don't want to know...
Mommy [out of the blue]: Can somebody tell me why all balls are black?!
*shocked silence*
Deeps: What, are you comparing balls from a lot of men now?
Daddy: Have you ever seen the balls of a white man?
Mommy:...err...no?
Daddy: Or a chinese man? Or a full-indian man? Wait...what are you implying, that MY balls are black?!
Me: This is the most surreal conversation in, I don't know, MY LIFE.
*shocked silence*
Deeps: What, are you comparing balls from a lot of men now?
Daddy: Have you ever seen the balls of a white man?
Mommy:...err...no?
Daddy: Or a chinese man? Or a full-indian man? Wait...what are you implying, that MY balls are black?!
Me: This is the most surreal conversation in, I don't know, MY LIFE.