Dear Universe:
Yeah, I know, it's me again. Really, this has to stop. I mean, I can only handle misplacing things (or having them absconded with) so many times before I start to worry about my sanity.
I'm still looking for my cell charger, because I really need it. You've got your reasons for it, I'm sure, but it'd be nice if you'd give it back.
Did you really have to make the cream cheese disappear, though? Because I KNOW I brought that home from housesitting. And I'm pretty damn sure I put it in the fridge, 'cause it was one of the the three things I brought back that fall under the heading of 'cold stuff'. There was the pudding, the cream cheese, and the ice cream. I suppose it's entirely possible that the cream cheese fell out in the car and has languished, alone and frightened, under the passenger's seat, but I kind of don't think it did. I'll look, though, because I know how it goes: I declare something can't possibly be somewhere and someone else discovers that yes, that's precisely where it is.
So, you know, if you'd kindly return those two things to me, I'd appreciate it. You can have all the cat hair I've been hoarding, if you'd like. *Sweet smile*
Love,
Me
I'm still looking for my cell charger, because I really need it. You've got your reasons for it, I'm sure, but it'd be nice if you'd give it back.
Did you really have to make the cream cheese disappear, though? Because I KNOW I brought that home from housesitting. And I'm pretty damn sure I put it in the fridge, 'cause it was one of the the three things I brought back that fall under the heading of 'cold stuff'. There was the pudding, the cream cheese, and the ice cream. I suppose it's entirely possible that the cream cheese fell out in the car and has languished, alone and frightened, under the passenger's seat, but I kind of don't think it did. I'll look, though, because I know how it goes: I declare something can't possibly be somewhere and someone else discovers that yes, that's precisely where it is.
So, you know, if you'd kindly return those two things to me, I'd appreciate it. You can have all the cat hair I've been hoarding, if you'd like. *Sweet smile*
Love,
Me