Jul 12, 2009 18:35
ESPN Announcer: "Well, you know, pitchers do shag before games..."
Me: "Uh, did he just- Yes, yes he did. However, that is NOT how he meant it." (My brain? Still broken. Massively broken. Back to writing songs for a fake band.)
raaaaaandom,
why are you telling me this?,
who let you out of the house?,
how to make sports more entertaining,
i have a dirty mind,
sports stuff