Experiences I Never Wanted,

Jul 07, 2009 20:45

And Would Prefer To Never Have Again for $500, please.

"It's like a splinter or a pin, only more bee-stingier."

What is...stepping on a live ember?

"That is correct!"

Also, painful. Ow. It's my own damn fault, though, because I should have KNOWN better than to try moving hot coals without putting my shoes on first. Fortunately, it was a tiny ember and I didn't set the house on fire, so it's a win-win all the way around.

Yeah, I'm an idiot. What else is new? (Besides my new story/characters!)

you did /what/ now?, the stupid things i do, no wonder i'm unemployable, who let you out of the house?, i'm an idiot!, tis a miracle that i've survived so long, ow ow ow

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