Apparently, Real Men Not Only Wear Pink...
They wear pink t-shirts with puppets dancing ballet on them. I'm standing in line at the bank, wearing a hat over my short hair along with this shirt, a pair of black capris, and greyish-black mary-janes with pink socks.
Yeah, I still got called "sir". I was amused, though, and as I left the bank I was deeply tempted to try passing as a man next time I go, just to see what happens. Or, you know, going the other way and getting totally dolled up, makeup and heels and everything, and then speaking in my deep I've-been-smoking-and-why-don't-you-come-sit-next-to-me? voice that I last used for a theater game in, say, 2000.
Yeah, I still got called "sir". I was amused, though, and as I left the bank I was deeply tempted to try passing as a man next time I go, just to see what happens. Or, you know, going the other way and getting totally dolled up, makeup and heels and everything, and then speaking in my deep I've-been-smoking-and-why-don't-you-come-sit-next-to-me? voice that I last used for a theater game in, say, 2000.