It Never Fails...
You get into a situation where you need a snappy retort and you can't think of anything more clever than 'Fuck you, Jack!'.
Today, for the first time in I don't know how long, I had a simpleton make nasty comments directly to me about my appearance. (And they made them because they knew A) I was right and B) there was no excuse for their behavior. They were too stupid to come up with anything more cogent than 'Are you a man or a woman?' and 'Why don't you shave once in a while?') You should all be proud of not only me, but my mother, too -- neither of us punched her in the nose. (I did say 'fuck you, Jack!' to the little twit, while my mother was standing right there. However, she hasn't said anything to me about it and the only thing she said at the time was my name.)
So, Things I Wish I Had Thought Of To Say At The Time:
"If I had a dick, it'd be bigger and smarter than you(r boyfriend). It'd definitely be bigger than your boyfriend's dick."
"My tits are smarter than you, you stupid bitch."
"I've eaten things more evolved/intelligent than you."
"My cat who eats things that aren't food is a brighter bulb than you are."
Oh well. Maybe next time, if there is one.
Today, for the first time in I don't know how long, I had a simpleton make nasty comments directly to me about my appearance. (And they made them because they knew A) I was right and B) there was no excuse for their behavior. They were too stupid to come up with anything more cogent than 'Are you a man or a woman?' and 'Why don't you shave once in a while?') You should all be proud of not only me, but my mother, too -- neither of us punched her in the nose. (I did say 'fuck you, Jack!' to the little twit, while my mother was standing right there. However, she hasn't said anything to me about it and the only thing she said at the time was my name.)
So, Things I Wish I Had Thought Of To Say At The Time:
"If I had a dick, it'd be bigger and smarter than you(r boyfriend). It'd definitely be bigger than your boyfriend's dick."
"My tits are smarter than you, you stupid bitch."
"I've eaten things more evolved/intelligent than you."
"My cat who eats things that aren't food is a brighter bulb than you are."
Oh well. Maybe next time, if there is one.