I FUCKING HATE PRETTY MUCH ALL CHILDREN'S SONGS.
I mean like traditional tunes like god-fucking-damn TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR KILL IT KILL IT FUCK SHIT COCKSUCKING MORONIC SHITFUCKER DIEDIEDIEDIE BURN IT RAZE IT SALT THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND--
OR the new one that's become fucking popular around here, Frere Jacques. OH SWEET JESUS IN A FUCKING FLAMING PEACH TREE, there's a goddamn option to speed the fucking shitbag craplicking shit UP.
I wonder how much trouble I'd get in for breaking the damn thing by accidentally taking it down to the nearest lake and oopsie-doodles dropping it in the deepest part?
Who the fuck decided battery-powered noise-makers were something GOOD to give to fucking children?
WHY THE FUCK AM I CONSTANTLY BESET BY CREATURES WHO HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT 'QUIET' IS?
WHEN THE HELL IS THEIR FUCKING "MOMMY" COMING HOME?
OR the new one that's become fucking popular around here, Frere Jacques. OH SWEET JESUS IN A FUCKING FLAMING PEACH TREE, there's a goddamn option to speed the fucking shitbag craplicking shit UP.
I wonder how much trouble I'd get in for breaking the damn thing by accidentally taking it down to the nearest lake and oopsie-doodles dropping it in the deepest part?
Who the fuck decided battery-powered noise-makers were something GOOD to give to fucking children?
WHY THE FUCK AM I CONSTANTLY BESET BY CREATURES WHO HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT 'QUIET' IS?
WHEN THE HELL IS THEIR FUCKING "MOMMY" COMING HOME?