Most. Useless. Bitch. Ever.
Seriously, as far as I know, the only and I mean ONLY things she's done today are: sleep, eat something (maybe) to eat, watched fucking Glee, and barfed.
She may or may not have paid attention to her children, and she definitely Did Something to the toilet. When you use the toilet in whatever fashion and the contents subsequently refuse to go quietly into the sewage system? IT IS YOUR FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY TO DEAL WITH IT. I am not paid to be either a fucking nursemaid or a plumber, bitch. There are SIX human beings in this fucking house, and TWO toilets. One of those toilets is practically untouchable, being as it is in the master bath and therefore in my mother's private domain.
I can't believe I am 33 and ranting about toilets and the proper usage thereof online. I can't believe that this even a fucking issue!
I'm trying to decide if I should try to ask/explain to her about the whole "the toilet's unusable" thing or if I should just deal with it myself. On the one hand, NOT MY FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY. On the other, if one of the girls tries to use it, it's likely to get worse. Also, I don't know if I could be polite about it.
Why has my life come to this? I is a depressed monotreme. :(
She may or may not have paid attention to her children, and she definitely Did Something to the toilet. When you use the toilet in whatever fashion and the contents subsequently refuse to go quietly into the sewage system? IT IS YOUR FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY TO DEAL WITH IT. I am not paid to be either a fucking nursemaid or a plumber, bitch. There are SIX human beings in this fucking house, and TWO toilets. One of those toilets is practically untouchable, being as it is in the master bath and therefore in my mother's private domain.
I can't believe I am 33 and ranting about toilets and the proper usage thereof online. I can't believe that this even a fucking issue!
I'm trying to decide if I should try to ask/explain to her about the whole "the toilet's unusable" thing or if I should just deal with it myself. On the one hand, NOT MY FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY. On the other, if one of the girls tries to use it, it's likely to get worse. Also, I don't know if I could be polite about it.
Why has my life come to this? I is a depressed monotreme. :(