My brother seriously needs a new girlfriend.
Or whatever she is. My brother has an incredibly bad ear infection. Literally oozing-pus-and-blood and prescribed-hydrocodone-for-the-pain bad.
And Bev's at her parents' house -- at least I hope she is -- and she called up my brother. At 1:30 AM. Drunk and babbling. My brother had to explain to her that he was too sick to come get her (or whatever she wanted him to do), kept correcting her when she called him by his best friend's name, and kept telling her to drink some water and go to sleep because that was the only thing that would make a difference.
I have no idea what he sees in her, or what he ever saw in her in the first place. Well, to be crass, there is the fact that she's a D cup*, but there's usually more to it than that with my brother.
Oh, and her most recent for-her purchase? A brand new Sony PSP. Mm-hm.
I will miss the youngest girl, whenever they go, but boy will I not miss a lot of other stuff.
* She leaves her bras in the bathroom, and I didn't have anything else to read. Plus, I can be nosy.
And Bev's at her parents' house -- at least I hope she is -- and she called up my brother. At 1:30 AM. Drunk and babbling. My brother had to explain to her that he was too sick to come get her (or whatever she wanted him to do), kept correcting her when she called him by his best friend's name, and kept telling her to drink some water and go to sleep because that was the only thing that would make a difference.
I have no idea what he sees in her, or what he ever saw in her in the first place. Well, to be crass, there is the fact that she's a D cup*, but there's usually more to it than that with my brother.
Oh, and her most recent for-her purchase? A brand new Sony PSP. Mm-hm.
I will miss the youngest girl, whenever they go, but boy will I not miss a lot of other stuff.
* She leaves her bras in the bathroom, and I didn't have anything else to read. Plus, I can be nosy.