I Never Agreed To This! Chapter 1: The Morning After…
Wrote this for my friend and Beta, Annie ( who is out of town at the moment). Editing it and reposting it on here and on FF.net. Chapter 2 is on it's way. ^-^
Story Title: I Never Agreed To This!
By: Megan Martian
Chapter Title: The Morning After…
Word Count: 1198
Rating: PG for some slight nudity and genital/sexual reference
Genre: Comedy
Summary: What Roxanne doesn't expect to find when she wakes up one day.
I do not own Megamind.
The first thing Roxanne Ritchi noticed when she woke up in that late afternoon was the slight migraine pounding in her head. Groaning and rubbing her head as she sat up, "nnn, god, what did I do last night?" her dry eyes looked around her room, or what should have been her room, as she was in a rather nice hotel room.
Hm? She blinked and looked down at herself. It was then that she noticed how very naked that she was. Normally she at least slept in an old tee-shirt and panties. After pulling the sheets up to cover her breasts, she rubbed her eyes with the backs of her hands trying to put the pieces together.
Ok, ok, stay calm! So you're naked in a hotel room that you don't remember getting into, this happens all the time! She thought as panic began to crawl its way into her chest. Then something hard and sharp rubbed against her cheek. She looked at it in confusion and felt the blood drain from her face.
On her left finger, was a brightly shining ring in a white gold setting with a deep blue sapphire in the center of white diamonds.
Her heart seized up. What- what have I done?
She stared at it, trying to put the previous night's pieces together until she felt movement to her left and heard a slight moan.
Her eyes widened to saucers. Whoever she was with was still here with her! The moaning and shifting continued while she gave herself a quick pat down of her lower areas. She wasn't bruised nor had any defensive injuries, meaning that she may not have been forced into this situation… She… may have even been a willing participant. Or! Oooorr, I may not even have been conscious for the whole thing! She tried to rationalize. She ran her fingers through her short brown hair, OH NO!
Gulping the fear down, her eyes darted to the lump in the sheets next to her. Taking deep breaths she narrowed her eyes, Whoever this is, is going to pay! Nobody takes advantage of… Timidly, throat suddenly gone dry, she pulled back the covers and her heart stopped in her chest. “me?” it was a squeak.
There, laying on his side with his back to her was the blue skinned villain with the oversized head infamously known was, Megamind: Incredibly naked, snoozing genius and master of all types of awkward situations.
She muffled a shriek as he sleepily nuzzled the pillow, “Mmm.” He yawned and sighed, a soft smile forming.
He did it! He actually did it! He-he drugged me and-and-and had his alien way with me! Oh god! And- Her eyes shot to the ring on her finger, No… he… couldn't-wouldn't!… could he? Did he? With trembling fingers she lightly touched his surprisingly warm shoulder and pulled him to lie on his back, receiving another soft moan from him. He moved his left hand out from under his pillow and that's when she saw it. The glint of white gold- a mate to hers.
She squeaked again as he sleepily reached for her with his right hand, "mmrr-nanne…" She pulled back from his touch.
It was then he cracked open a brilliant green eye at her and stretched, smiling, "Ah, Morning… you voo-lop-toous vixen, you." He added with a smirk. He reached for her again but raised his eyebrows when he watched her shrink away, "What? Something wrong?"
"You-you!" She stammered, her voice trembling.
Yawning, Megamind raised himself on his elbows and looked down at his bare blue chest and stomach, the rest being covered by the blankets. Opening his arms wide for her he announced, "Yes, it is I. The blue god of all things awesome that is shecks!" He shook his head, an evil chuckle emitting, "’Course I am citing you word for word, seductress." He bit his lip as he looked back up to her, “Listen, before we proceed, I have to tell you-- my soul is willing but my stomach is empty! How about we get breakfast and then continue where we left off last night?”
She gasped at the thought before shooting him a scathing glare, "How about you tell me what we did last night?"
He blinked while an uncertain smile splayed across his lips, "Uh, what? Don't tell me… you don't remember." He feigned hurt and pouted, “Why-Roxanne! Do you mean the blinding passion that we shared wasn’t memorable?”
Apparently not. Was her thought filled response, “Megamind...”
Another smirk formed, “Alright, if you insist, I suppose I have enough energy for a quick reminder-“
"Megamind! Just tell me-what did we do?!" She was near hysterical at this point.
Cackling wickedly this time and stroking his neatly trimmed goatee, "Hmm…Yes… I suppose enough poundings on the headboard could cause temporary amnesia, but you kept screaming at me to continue and I was more than happy to oblige-"
"Megamind- just! Tell me! What the hell happened last night?" she nearly shrieked. Her blue eyes flicked around for any useable weapon; lamp, rotary phone, clock… so many options… so little to cause the most damage.
He just blinked in confusion and sat up all the way, causing the woman to flinch away, "You mean you really don't remember?"
She shook her head.
His green eyes widened, "Nothing at all?"and darted down and to the side, “Oh. Well…”
Again, she shook her head, biting her lip, already knowing the answer and hating it.
With an uncertain smirk he held up his left hand and wiggled the finger with the matching white-gold band, "We got mari-ade."
He ducked just in time to dodge the lamp before it smashed into the wall, "AAGH! Roxanne!"
"GET OUT!" She shrieked, "You've gone too far Megamind!"
Naked, he dove past the foot of the bed and peeked back up before the phone flew over him, making him duck again, "Too far in what? We got mari-ade last night! I thought that was what newlyweds do!" He shook his fist at the ceiling, “Minion! You lied to me!”
"YOU DID SOMETHING TO ME TO MAKE ME MARRY YOU! YOU-YOU-FIEND!" There goes the clock.
"I may be an evil genius but that's beside the point!" Megamind scrambled for the black trousers he had worn the previous night. He rolled just in time to dodge the flying nightstand within the room's hallway. It whizzed by before he again peeked past the corner to see a bereft Roxanne in a tangle of sheets looking for more things to hurl at him. He took this moment,
"I am very confused! Is this something hoomahn women do after coitus?"
"GET OUT!" she screamed again.
And before he knew it he was outside their suite's door. Naked. With nothing but his balled up trousers he used to hide his blue manhood. He grinned at the stunned three generation family reunion that happened to be watching from across the hall.
Chuckling slightly and smiling, he jerked a thumb to the door behind him,
"Someone didn't R.S.V.P."