Revenge is a dish best served ICE COLD.
Yep. I had my moment today - the moment I've been waiting three long-ass years for. I bided my time, bit my tongue, held back, etc. And then, the moment was ripe. The fervor was incendiary. It goes a little something like this...
Him: "I wasn't ready at the time."
Me: "As if that was evident enough..."
Him: "But I just realized that all of that time that I was running around should've been spent with you."
Me: "What are you getting at, my dear?"
Him: "I...was...well, stupid...and...I love you. I should've told you that. I love you."
Me: "FUCK YOU, DUDE. Too little, too late. *click*"
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. I have absolutely no regrets. It was the best moment of MY life. I hope all of you experience the sweet joy that comes with unreturned affection. Because I love each of you equally, I hope you all get your one moment in time - the moment when you even surprise yourself. I was all, "Did that REALLY come out of my mouth?!?!?!?!"
By God it did. Surprisingly, as is not in my nature, I don't feel bad. Not one bit.
*Sigh of utter accomplishment* *Pats self on back* *Moves on*
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Him: "I wasn't ready at the time."
Me: "As if that was evident enough..."
Him: "But I just realized that all of that time that I was running around should've been spent with you."
Me: "What are you getting at, my dear?"
Him: "I...was...well, stupid...and...I love you. I should've told you that. I love you."
Me: "FUCK YOU, DUDE. Too little, too late. *click*"
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. I have absolutely no regrets. It was the best moment of MY life. I hope all of you experience the sweet joy that comes with unreturned affection. Because I love each of you equally, I hope you all get your one moment in time - the moment when you even surprise yourself. I was all, "Did that REALLY come out of my mouth?!?!?!?!"
By God it did. Surprisingly, as is not in my nature, I don't feel bad. Not one bit.
*Sigh of utter accomplishment* *Pats self on back* *Moves on*
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.