No Awkwardness
This is short, sweet & to the point. I'm so happy. Somehow the universe just exempted me from having to tell somebody something really awkward. I was gonna add & potentially embarrassing, but I'm not really embarrassed, I guess some people would be, but that's not how I roll. Anyway I also got exempted from not only giving an explanation but going into detail, so awesome. Okay, I'll go back to watching tv now.