More entertaining Cubtalk (mildly NSFW)
Shouted out gleefully at random while we were walking on a busy sidewalk: "When I take a bath, I don't wash my penis at all!"
Seriously, I have no idea what inspired him to say that - we were not talking about baths, or penises.
. . .
Later, in a conversation which did in fact in some way involve the topic of poo:
The Lynxcub: "I'm talking about actual poo, the kind that comes out of your butt!"
Me (confused): "Er... what other kind is there?"
Him (obviously delighted to know something I don't): "Actually, there is another kind. It's called well poo."
Me (even more confused): "Well poo? What's that?"
Him: "It's what Mama says when she can't find something she's looking for."
Seriously, I have no idea what inspired him to say that - we were not talking about baths, or penises.
. . .
Later, in a conversation which did in fact in some way involve the topic of poo:
The Lynxcub: "I'm talking about actual poo, the kind that comes out of your butt!"
Me (confused): "Er... what other kind is there?"
Him (obviously delighted to know something I don't): "Actually, there is another kind. It's called well poo."
Me (even more confused): "Well poo? What's that?"
Him: "It's what Mama says when she can't find something she's looking for."