bon voyage
i cant fuckin believe summer is over. ine 4 1/2 hours i am en route to bowling green, kentucky. the land of warm weather, keggers, hot southern boys, and people who say ya'll far to much.
i will miss you all though. more than you will ever EVER KNOW.
so heres what i have to say.
stuart- im gonna find you a boyfriend and mail him to you. im gonna miss your creepy face when your high and you laugh a lot. and when you sleep next to me and snore.
linds and sas- if you find another member for triangle of tits i will kill you. never forget girls night '06. sarah ann seely. find a fucking apartment. NOW :) and linds please go have some hot sweaty sex AHAH :)
hochunk- eat portillos and chipotle in my honor as much as possible. chug forties and think of me. embrace your slutty side when you feel like it. and learn to fly on planes to come visit me.
all 4 of you- don't listen to in my room without me. don't eat pizza rolls without me. send me letters. send me weed. smoke bowls in my honor. go take pictures of WHOEVER THE FUCK IS LIVING IN 315A and send them to me and tell them of the legacy that is 315a. dont ever have baked potato bar sober. spend as much money at 7-11 as you can. and build a new beer bong and name it lauren. IM GONNA MISS YOU ALL!! but im only a phone call, 8 hours, and 400 miles away. so we should be able to deal.
i will miss you all though. more than you will ever EVER KNOW.
so heres what i have to say.
stuart- im gonna find you a boyfriend and mail him to you. im gonna miss your creepy face when your high and you laugh a lot. and when you sleep next to me and snore.
linds and sas- if you find another member for triangle of tits i will kill you. never forget girls night '06. sarah ann seely. find a fucking apartment. NOW :) and linds please go have some hot sweaty sex AHAH :)
hochunk- eat portillos and chipotle in my honor as much as possible. chug forties and think of me. embrace your slutty side when you feel like it. and learn to fly on planes to come visit me.
all 4 of you- don't listen to in my room without me. don't eat pizza rolls without me. send me letters. send me weed. smoke bowls in my honor. go take pictures of WHOEVER THE FUCK IS LIVING IN 315A and send them to me and tell them of the legacy that is 315a. dont ever have baked potato bar sober. spend as much money at 7-11 as you can. and build a new beer bong and name it lauren. IM GONNA MISS YOU ALL!! but im only a phone call, 8 hours, and 400 miles away. so we should be able to deal.