Listen, maybe you were having a bad day...

[misskittye]

And then this happened:

- jeremyabbottpcf Jeremy Abbott
UHHHHH Has anyone seen the new AXE Detailer commercial?...... HAHAHAHA WHAT?!

- j3r3bear Jeremy Ten
@jeremyabbottpcf HA I just youtubed it. "What about my ball sac?" Oh dear lord.

It started, as so many things do, with a reference to balls. And then it went up from there:

jeremyabbottpcf Jeremy Abbott
- @j3r3bear I'm still waiting for my jet plane that I requested months ago...

j3r3bear Jeremy Ten
- @jeremyabbottpcf "and I'm leaving, on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again."

jeremyabbottpcf Jeremy Abbott
- If I had known you liked my Beatles short costume you much I would have just given it to you! ;) LOL

j3r3bear Jeremy Ten
- @jeremyabbottpcf Ahaha! Oh no, I'm going to have A LOT of explaining to do. Please don't send an army of flying pigs at me!
- From @jeremyabbottpcf on facebook :"YOU *****!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY COSTUME!!!" ...Haha I swear it was an accident!

jeremyabbottpcf Jeremy Abbott
- @j3r3bear LIES!!! How dare you besmirch my good name! I wouldn't dare yell at someone with asterisks!*****

j3r3bear Jeremy Ten
- @jeremyabbottpcf Since we're on the topic of stealing things...I should probably let you know I also stole your jet plane.
- @jeremyabbottpcf Who needs a jet plane when you have flying pigs? #jealousofyourflyingpigs

jeremyabbottpcf Jeremy Abbott
- @j3r3bear Well I stole you nickname! Eat THAT Jerebear! :P
- @j3r3bear I stole your........................ wait for it.....................................
- @j3r3bear I stole your girlfriend!

j3r3bear Jeremy Ten
- @jeremyabbottpcf You stole Pooky?! You MONSTER! http://twitpic.com/361yl2
j3r3bear Jeremy Ten

And then you remembered that somewhere, somehow two boys who figure skate were flirting with each other on twitter.

PS- They look like this and this.