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[misskittles]

(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never been to Japan
(X) I never rode in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(_) I never have been fired
(X) I never been in a fist fight
(?) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parent's house
(_) I never been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(_) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(X) I never been arrested
(X) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square (or national equivalent)
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never have been fisted and/or have never fisted anyone
(X) I never have thrown up in a bar
(X) I never have visited a site held holy by a major religion
(_) I never cheated on a final exam.
(X) I never had a relationship with someone of the same-sex
(X) I never have been/gotten someone pregnant
(X) I never killed anyone, but not for lack of trying.
(_) I have never been in a life threatening situation.

The rules are simple. Copy the list, place an "(X)" before the things you have not done, and an "(_)" before those you have.

Hmmm...seems like I haven't done much according to this list. Better get started on that anal sex and traveling.