wtf
of course, the fucking olsen twins (that's right, there's no way i'm ever going to give a shit about them being individuals and wanting to be called by their own names) have to open their fucking movie on my fucking birthday, and if anyone decides to bail on me to go see them i will fucking sneak into their bedrooms late at night and take a shit on their chests. not that i expect to see all my friends on my birthday, but at least have the decency to honor the day of my birth and not see the fucking olsen twins, for chrissakes. ugh, i just shuddered thinking about all the gross people who are going to pile into movie theaters to jerk off to the fucking olsen twins while i will be drinking my first legal rum and coke. sick.