Ferreira Legacy 2.3
This update starts with disaster! Yup a completely untimely death because everyone was blocking the fridge and Íris couldn't get to her plasma juice in time.
I feel your pain Mariana, you're too young to be a widow.
Everyone but Sebastian is sad, wtf, callous bastard.
Bye Bye Íris, you shall be missed.
At least she achieved her LTW, I'm not sure what it's called in English but it had to do with being super famous /fail.
Meanwhile Harley and Lisa have taken their relationship a bit further.
Harley: So, uhm...my grandma died...I could use some physical comfort.
Lisa: Oh, you poor thing!
Harley: "Scoreee"
Lisa: Don't cry baby, I'm sure your grandma is watching you from heaven.
Harley: She was a vampire!
Lisa: Oh...in that case she's watching from the fiery depths of Hell...I heard its nice there.
Lisa: That was really lame, wasn't it?
Harley: Yes, yes it was.
Next morning Harley wakes up heartbroken still.
Ashley is so sad he feels sick, poor bb.
Rafael: Cheer up kid, you are about as exciting as a dead fish, live a little.
Harper: Any suggestions?
Rafael: Geez, I dunno, go to a club or something.
Harper: Really? I can do that?
Rafael: Yes you can, but please don't tell your dad, he'll have my balls if he knows this, and try not to have unprotected sex, that leads to pregnancy...and then DEATH...true story.
Harley: Have you been watching Mean Girls again? Don't be such a stereotype.
Adolfo:-growl- Am I scary yet?
Rafael: No, but keep trying, you'll do it some day, I have faith in you.
Harley: Oh mi god, there's no internet connection, what now?
Dylan: Calm down, let's just go to the nearest Starbucks, that's the only thing their good for anyways!
Butler: Stop with the damn noise, you crazy lady!
Mariana: -ignores-
Adolfo: Ugh...are you sure this things don't have rabies?
The twins are ready for their night of underage fun!
Harper: Give me the strongest thing you have!
Bartender: Right up, obviously underage kid.
Harper: Aren't you that guy, from that band?
Mike Jigger (I kid you not): Yup, that's me.
Suddenly, this happens! Why is everyone dying?!
Death, you greedy mofo.
Mike Jigger tries his damnedest to impress Harper.
Harper: You are so talented, and good looking, want to go out some day?
Mike: Sure, I'd love to, jailbait.
Harper: Jailbait, that's such a cute pet name...
Mike: Sure is...Just, don't tell anyone.
Harper: Oh i wouldn't, my brother got himself in huge trouble for dating an older man, I'm not going to make the same mistakes, you're not setting foot in my house...like ever.
You can see Harley in the back, trying to pass the bouncer, poor thing spent the whole time outside.
The adults got some free vacation time...that only means one thing.
Ashley: Party at my house, everyone worth inviting is invited.
Cheer up, damn you...sourpuss.
Why does everyone look so depressed? Srsly!
Harley: I missed you every second of the twelve hours we spent apart.
Lisa: I wrote a sonnet and two plays about your eyes!
Dylan: Hello, I don't think we've been introduced, I'm Dylan, and I think you're hot as hell.
Petra: Petra, likewise.
Ashley: I've gone through a bad break-up, don't ask!
Troy: I love guys on rebound.
Dylan:- me gusta-
Petra: Do you always look like you're holding in a fart?
Dylan: Sometimes...
Petra: Good to know...
Harley: Let's make out in my grandma's room, because that's not creepy at all!
Lisa: yes, let's....
Cousin Liliana is the first to fall prey of the bobby traps, n00b.
Troy: I really like you, and I think we make an awesome couple, so maybe....
Ashley: If I wanted to talk I'd go to a therapist, so shut up and kiss me.
Troy: Your wish is my command...
Dylan: Here, have some flowers, they clash horribly with your hair but I hope you like them anyways...
Petra: Red roses, how cliché...thanks, I guess...
Dylan:...shit
Troy:- sigh- I can't get enough of your beautiful face...
Ashley: Hands below the neck please, this is not a relationship....
Random boy we'll never see again: I love you Harper, I've been stalking you on facebook for years now!
Harper: Ugh...that's really sweet, but I'm seeing someone now...
RB: Would it help if I said I'm really great in bed?
Harper: No...but it would make an already weird situation a lot more awkward.
Harper: Can we go out tomorrow? I'm seriously needing some time with sane people.
Dylan finally grew some balls! For someone who looks so hardcore she's kind of a big wuss...
Petra: Oh my god, that was intense! Let's do it again!
"Look at me with a harmful of hot girl, grandma would be so proud"
Red alert, your cousin is trying to steal your girl Harper, do something about it. (she didn't)
Troy: This is so romantic...both of us, under this beautiful starry sky.
Ashley: We live in the city, you can't see any stars.
Troy: Can I tell you a secret?
Ashley: You will...no matter what I say, so go ahead.
Troy: You are one stuck up asshole...enjoy your life.
And that was the last I've seen of Troy
You know it was a great party when people pass out.
Harper: Our date still stands? Good, I'll meet you there.
Mike: Hey there jailbait, I wasn't sure you would find the place.
Harper: It wasn't that hard at all...you look nice
Mike: What was that?
Harper: Nothing...let's go inside.
Mike: C'mere jailbait, you're cute...
Harper: This is really fn, I've never been to a sports bar...
Mike: I like coming here, since I usually work at all the fancy clubs, it's nice knowing no one expects me to put on a show.
Harper: What if I want you, to put up a show?
Mike: Now you're talking business, jailbait...
Harper: I like you so much, wanna go to the theatre?
Mike: I'd love to go somewhere dark with you...
Harper: Aren't you coming?
Mike: I like the view from here just fine...
Look who was also there, with her new baby brother....
Mike: Next time, I'm going to fuck you into next week, Jailbait.
Harper: Shh....my aun--
Lara: Hey! That's my nephew you pervert!
Íris, took you long enough...
What a cool thing to haunt! NOT!
Mariana: Love of my life! I've missed you so!
Adolfo: Well...that's awkward.
Rafael: Let's do it right here in my mothers bed...
Adolfo: I love how twisted your mind is. It was the main reason why I married you, that and the hot sex.
Rafael: And they finally did it....without lube!
Adolfo: UHhh that's gotta hurt.
Ashley: Quick, pretend you're into me, my ex is coming this way...
Declan: Gladly, and I won't even need to pretend.
Sebastian: What the-?!
Sebastian: Well...there goes my meal ticket.
Ashley: Thanks, here's your reward.
Adolfo: Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter, Ashley.
Ashley: Nice try dad, but I watch glee too...
"I'm just callling to inform you that you just won one million euros!"
"...in paper clips!"
Harper: I tell, you that sucker was tottaly buying it
Dylan: You think too highly of yourself.
Ashley: Some girl called a while ago telling you to meet her by the underground station on the avenue but I tottaly forgot!
Dylan: Give me one reason why I shouldn't end you?
Ashley: The crowds of angry men?
Dylan: Ugh...that's a good one, actually....
Petra: Hey, thought you wouldn't show up! Lets go inside.
Dylan: This is actually pretty nice, I should have done this earlier!
Petra: The night is still young..
Dylan: Wait...are those?! Sirens?
Petra:...Fuck
Dylan: Hello officer, any chance you could let me....
Officer: Get in the car young miss...
Dylan: Any chance begging would help my case?
Officer: Nop.
Dylan: Thought so.
Adolfo: YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL YOU TURN FORTY!!