those sneaky parasites
Johnny's house is scary! Not only did he find a wood tick on me hours after we had been outside (he was hungry-man hungry probably, and diverted much-needed blood from my brain)but then you go to the fridge and...praying mantis eggs! You know that I love the universe and the life force that we are all lucky to have, but I prefer to avoid contact with some of my fellow creatures. I am sure their opinions of me are not flattering either. Not to worry though, tonight I am restoring some much needed chi flow to my apartment and then maybe we can spend nights at my house. But he won't have sex with me here!! Maybe if I feng-shui really well I can get some. But probably not, he ascribes it to the fact that there are 3 other males inhabiting this apartment and the pheremonal interaction is detrimental to his libido. Hmm..I would think that the olfactory reminder that there may be competition for a mate it would arouse(!)primal territorial reactions. But I am wrong nearly 50% of the time and I am woman enough to admit it!