Supernatural 5.22 Swan Song
... This one won't be as long or as in-depth as they usually are... Short-ish (not), and definitely not sweet for this one.... Beware: it's capslocky...
OKAY... so some opening gifs, to whoever wrote this fucking episode:
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK SHOW... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?
I admit, I didn't have the dislike for it that everyone else seemed to... but then, I was prepared, because I had someone reporting to me on what was going on, via MSN... Yeah yeah, spoilers... Just so ya know; if there were ever leaked scripts, I would totally read that shit, without waiting for the episode. I'm that much of a spoiler whore about this show.
But still... THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE FUCKING SERIES FINALE... THE SERIES GUYS... WHAT THE FUCK!?
I mean, GOD, they couldn't think of a better way to end THE FUCKING ENTIRE SERIES... Like, I don't know, actually leave someone dead? Trash the Impala... SOMETHING... I mean, yeah, I was happy as fuck to see Cas alive and well (but as an angel again... possibly an archangel? FUCK OFF WRITERS I LIKED HUMAN!CAS), and yeah it's nice that Bobby isn't dead... but you know what? This is all EXACTLY WHAT I DID NOT WANT. I DIDN'T FUCKING WANT GOD TO STEP IN AND FIX SHIT! I WANTED GOD TO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT, AND FOR TEAM FREE WILL TO WIN WITHOUT OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE.... IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK!?
Yeah, they needed some way to bring Cas back: here's a hint... Don't fucking kill him in the first place you bastards. He could have molotoved Michael (oh and by the way, another case of misleading spoilers... That wasn't Cas fighting Mike, and coming out the worse for it; that was Cas being the sneaky son of a bitch I love, and roasting his ass before anyone could blink... and then getting 'sploded by Luci... BIG DIFFERENCE FROM "CAS FACES MICHAEL AND THE FIGHT ENDS BADLY FOR HIM")
Also misleading spoilers: a beloved character dies... EVERY FUCKING BELOVED CHARACTER DIED... AND THEN THEY WEREN'T DEAD ANYMORE.... Except for Sam. But he'll be back anyway, so he'll be in the "not dead anymore" category in the pilot of season 6.
BUT: Cas being a sneaky son of a bitch and roasting Michael's pretty pretty ass before anyone could blink was fucking awesome, and I will watch it again and again...
WHERE THE FUCK WAS OUR HUG, WRITERS? I WANTED CAS TO GET A FUCKING HUG... SHIT, WE DIDN'T EVEN GET A HUG BETWEEN SAM AND DEAD... SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS SHIT
Chuck as God... When my sister said that to me I was like "Wait, what? Those whacked out conspiracy theorists were fucking RIGHT?"
...The conversation about that on msn was pretty much this:
My sister: Is Chuck fucking God?
....I worded that wrong.
Me: Why yes, Chuck is fucking God.
Twice a week, actually. And sometimes it's free.
My sister: I keep fucking things up. Earlier, I nearly said "this show, and it's fucking brothers" before I realized how that sounded...
...Then we got on to Chuck being God... And I'm still WTF over it... But I kinda like it... But still: WTF? Ego much, Kripke... Oh, and "Fans will bitch no matter what"
YEAH WE'D BITCH A WHOLE LOT LESS IF YOU DIDN'T PULL THIS SHIT
God, I swear I had Breaking Dawn flashbacks (and I really didn't need those, since I just got that travesty out of my head) with the Michael and Lucifer "show down"... All they did was talk talk talk, and bitch bitch bitch... I mean, I didn't want them to get into the fight and destroy the world or anything, but you know, AT LITTLE HINT AT WHAT THEY COULD DO TO EACH OTHER WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE...
CAS LEAVING... WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK?... What the fuck does he have to go back to in heaven? WHAT? His brothers hate him, God Chuck is still not in Heaven... And he goes back because what? Michael is gone? Is the price on his head the only reason he was staying with Dean and Sam all this time? And now he just fucking LEAVES WHEN DEAN IS CLEARLY IN NEED OF A FRIEND... FUCK THAT SHIT, I CALL FOUL... I THOUGHT CAS CARED MORE ABOUT THE BOYS THAN THAT SHOW... FUCK.
Cas had better god damn show up next season. What is the point of killing him (again) and theb bringing him back (again) if all you're going to do is make him go away forever? Just leave him dead... If they only brought him back so he could heal Bobby: fuck that, GOD could have healed Bobby.
And where the fuck was Crowley? Did they forget he has Bobby's soul? I wanted more Crowley, god damn it.
And I didn't cry. I didn't. I didn't cry when Dean made that fucking face after Samifer left. I didn't cry when Bobby and Cas were giving up, and Dean was getting desperate... I didn't cry when Dean was trying to get through to Sam. I didn't cry when Cas died. I didn't cry when Bobby died. I didn't cry when Dean was sitting on the spot where Sam disappeared... I didn't fucking cry....
...Until Dean hugged Lisa, and started to cry himself. Right there, I lost it, and started sobbing, because there was Dean, and Cas had left him, and Sammy wasn't there, and he and Bobby won't see each other any time soon, and just... FUCK... I was a frigging faucet... I CAN'T STAND TO SEE DEAN SO UPSET, OKAY...
Speaking of Lisa: eh... I don't have the mad rage against her that some of fandom does. I've said before; I like Lisa. If I can't have Dean with Cas, I'll take him with Lisa, because she has a bit of sass to her, and she knows what Dean does, and suffers from neither the "OMG HERO" syndrome some would, nor the "OMG GET AWAY YOU'RE DANGEROUS/CRAZY" syndrome some of Dean's other girlfriends would have. Then again, Jamie from season 4 was the same... but they'd never bring her back... Pity. I liked her, too.
I suppose it helps that I doubt this is at all permanent. Next season, Dean will realize that some part of Sam is still hanging around, and he'll start his mad quest to find his little brother... He'll find him, either in the pilot, or in the second episode (possibly the third), with Cas' help, most likely, and SOMETHING will happen to Lisa and Ben (death?...kidnapping? Go with death, please. I like Lisa and the kid, but for fuck's sake, we don't need them to spend a season searching for Lisa and Ben), and then Sam and Dean will hit the road, with occasional in put from Bobby, and maybe occasional visits from Cas.
...Ooooorrrr, we start out season 6 seeing that things don't work out between Dean and Lisa, and he's hunting on his own, or something, and then realizes part of Sammy is still around or whatever...
Any bets that that Sam was a ghost? The way the light went out... I'm betting ghost...
anyway... In conclusion: FUCK THIS SHOW *sob*
But I'll be back for season 6. My curiosity and my hope that Cas will be back demand that I be back for season 6...
But now I'll be spending the summer scouring the internet for season 6 spoilers... Mostly casting spoilers. I want to freaking KNOW if Misha will be in it or not...
Now excuse me while I go cry some more... and wait for the flood of fix-it fic... and start preparing myself to write my Big Bang fic (at least the Michael/Lucifer chat gave me something to work with for their interaction... and did anyone else's shippy bells go off at "We were together, we were happy!"?.... Just me and my sister? Okay...)
Hey look, done before midnight!
OKAY... so some opening gifs, to whoever wrote this fucking episode:
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK SHOW... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?
I admit, I didn't have the dislike for it that everyone else seemed to... but then, I was prepared, because I had someone reporting to me on what was going on, via MSN... Yeah yeah, spoilers... Just so ya know; if there were ever leaked scripts, I would totally read that shit, without waiting for the episode. I'm that much of a spoiler whore about this show.
But still... THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE FUCKING SERIES FINALE... THE SERIES GUYS... WHAT THE FUCK!?
I mean, GOD, they couldn't think of a better way to end THE FUCKING ENTIRE SERIES... Like, I don't know, actually leave someone dead? Trash the Impala... SOMETHING... I mean, yeah, I was happy as fuck to see Cas alive and well (but as an angel again... possibly an archangel? FUCK OFF WRITERS I LIKED HUMAN!CAS), and yeah it's nice that Bobby isn't dead... but you know what? This is all EXACTLY WHAT I DID NOT WANT. I DIDN'T FUCKING WANT GOD TO STEP IN AND FIX SHIT! I WANTED GOD TO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT, AND FOR TEAM FREE WILL TO WIN WITHOUT OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE.... IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK!?
Yeah, they needed some way to bring Cas back: here's a hint... Don't fucking kill him in the first place you bastards. He could have molotoved Michael (oh and by the way, another case of misleading spoilers... That wasn't Cas fighting Mike, and coming out the worse for it; that was Cas being the sneaky son of a bitch I love, and roasting his ass before anyone could blink... and then getting 'sploded by Luci... BIG DIFFERENCE FROM "CAS FACES MICHAEL AND THE FIGHT ENDS BADLY FOR HIM")
Also misleading spoilers: a beloved character dies... EVERY FUCKING BELOVED CHARACTER DIED... AND THEN THEY WEREN'T DEAD ANYMORE.... Except for Sam. But he'll be back anyway, so he'll be in the "not dead anymore" category in the pilot of season 6.
BUT: Cas being a sneaky son of a bitch and roasting Michael's pretty pretty ass before anyone could blink was fucking awesome, and I will watch it again and again...
WHERE THE FUCK WAS OUR HUG, WRITERS? I WANTED CAS TO GET A FUCKING HUG... SHIT, WE DIDN'T EVEN GET A HUG BETWEEN SAM AND DEAD... SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS SHIT
Chuck as God... When my sister said that to me I was like "Wait, what? Those whacked out conspiracy theorists were fucking RIGHT?"
...The conversation about that on msn was pretty much this:
My sister: Is Chuck fucking God?
....I worded that wrong.
Me: Why yes, Chuck is fucking God.
Twice a week, actually. And sometimes it's free.
My sister: I keep fucking things up. Earlier, I nearly said "this show, and it's fucking brothers" before I realized how that sounded...
...Then we got on to Chuck being God... And I'm still WTF over it... But I kinda like it... But still: WTF? Ego much, Kripke... Oh, and "Fans will bitch no matter what"
YEAH WE'D BITCH A WHOLE LOT LESS IF YOU DIDN'T PULL THIS SHIT
God, I swear I had Breaking Dawn flashbacks (and I really didn't need those, since I just got that travesty out of my head) with the Michael and Lucifer "show down"... All they did was talk talk talk, and bitch bitch bitch... I mean, I didn't want them to get into the fight and destroy the world or anything, but you know, AT LITTLE HINT AT WHAT THEY COULD DO TO EACH OTHER WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE...
CAS LEAVING... WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK?... What the fuck does he have to go back to in heaven? WHAT? His brothers hate him, God Chuck is still not in Heaven... And he goes back because what? Michael is gone? Is the price on his head the only reason he was staying with Dean and Sam all this time? And now he just fucking LEAVES WHEN DEAN IS CLEARLY IN NEED OF A FRIEND... FUCK THAT SHIT, I CALL FOUL... I THOUGHT CAS CARED MORE ABOUT THE BOYS THAN THAT SHOW... FUCK.
Cas had better god damn show up next season. What is the point of killing him (again) and theb bringing him back (again) if all you're going to do is make him go away forever? Just leave him dead... If they only brought him back so he could heal Bobby: fuck that, GOD could have healed Bobby.
And where the fuck was Crowley? Did they forget he has Bobby's soul? I wanted more Crowley, god damn it.
And I didn't cry. I didn't. I didn't cry when Dean made that fucking face after Samifer left. I didn't cry when Bobby and Cas were giving up, and Dean was getting desperate... I didn't cry when Dean was trying to get through to Sam. I didn't cry when Cas died. I didn't cry when Bobby died. I didn't cry when Dean was sitting on the spot where Sam disappeared... I didn't fucking cry....
...Until Dean hugged Lisa, and started to cry himself. Right there, I lost it, and started sobbing, because there was Dean, and Cas had left him, and Sammy wasn't there, and he and Bobby won't see each other any time soon, and just... FUCK... I was a frigging faucet... I CAN'T STAND TO SEE DEAN SO UPSET, OKAY...
Speaking of Lisa: eh... I don't have the mad rage against her that some of fandom does. I've said before; I like Lisa. If I can't have Dean with Cas, I'll take him with Lisa, because she has a bit of sass to her, and she knows what Dean does, and suffers from neither the "OMG HERO" syndrome some would, nor the "OMG GET AWAY YOU'RE DANGEROUS/CRAZY" syndrome some of Dean's other girlfriends would have. Then again, Jamie from season 4 was the same... but they'd never bring her back... Pity. I liked her, too.
I suppose it helps that I doubt this is at all permanent. Next season, Dean will realize that some part of Sam is still hanging around, and he'll start his mad quest to find his little brother... He'll find him, either in the pilot, or in the second episode (possibly the third), with Cas' help, most likely, and SOMETHING will happen to Lisa and Ben (death?...kidnapping? Go with death, please. I like Lisa and the kid, but for fuck's sake, we don't need them to spend a season searching for Lisa and Ben), and then Sam and Dean will hit the road, with occasional in put from Bobby, and maybe occasional visits from Cas.
...Ooooorrrr, we start out season 6 seeing that things don't work out between Dean and Lisa, and he's hunting on his own, or something, and then realizes part of Sammy is still around or whatever...
Any bets that that Sam was a ghost? The way the light went out... I'm betting ghost...
anyway... In conclusion: FUCK THIS SHOW *sob*
But I'll be back for season 6. My curiosity and my hope that Cas will be back demand that I be back for season 6...
But now I'll be spending the summer scouring the internet for season 6 spoilers... Mostly casting spoilers. I want to freaking KNOW if Misha will be in it or not...
Now excuse me while I go cry some more... and wait for the flood of fix-it fic... and start preparing myself to write my Big Bang fic (at least the Michael/Lucifer chat gave me something to work with for their interaction... and did anyone else's shippy bells go off at "We were together, we were happy!"?.... Just me and my sister? Okay...)
Hey look, done before midnight!