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So this has pretty much been me every couple of days:
There are wasps invading the house. Then it started to get cold, and they died off. And then it got warm again last week, and suddenly there were swarms of them again. They're in the kitchen, and the downstairs bathroom...
Being the evil motherfuckers they are, they keep divebombing anyone who goes in the bathroom/kitchen...
We have no spray to kill them with, and even if we did, we couldn't just spray it all over the place in the kitchen. Can't get 'em with a flyswatter either, 'cause the fuckers are staying on the ceiling, out of reach...
Just earlier I went to grab the laundry basket so I could fold the clothes, and I find myself staring right at a frigging wasp. Luckily it's cool enough today that they're kind of sluggish so I was able to scramble away, find a shoe, and smash the little bastard into a grease spot... Have to rewash the towel, but that's a small price to pay for ridding the world of one more pointy-assed menace.
....In case it wasn't obvious, I hate wasps. I despise them. In 19 years, I have only ever been stung by one once, and that one time was more than enough; I never want it to happen again, and if a wasp gets near me, I do one of two things...
I either run and hide and wait for someone else to kill it (this is what happens when they're flying, and diving at me, because there's no way I can hit them when they're moving. My aim is horrible)
or I grab the nearest heavy object and grind them into the floor/wall/whatever they happen to have landed on.
...If there were ever a Gospel of Kelly, it would say "Thou shalt not suffer a wasp to live", seriously.
In other news, gogo_yubari85 has given me until mid-April to finish my s5 AU. I'm going to see if I can beat that... She gave me the deadline, because if I try to give myself one, I'll just say "Eh, it can wait" and it will never get done...
Basically, I can't write unless I have someone standing over me, cracking a whip... I should have said "fuck it" and entered NaNo... I'd be half-done with the fic by now. Ah well; hindsight is 20/20 and all. (I am entering NaNo next year... With original fic, I think...)
There are wasps invading the house. Then it started to get cold, and they died off. And then it got warm again last week, and suddenly there were swarms of them again. They're in the kitchen, and the downstairs bathroom...
Being the evil motherfuckers they are, they keep divebombing anyone who goes in the bathroom/kitchen...
We have no spray to kill them with, and even if we did, we couldn't just spray it all over the place in the kitchen. Can't get 'em with a flyswatter either, 'cause the fuckers are staying on the ceiling, out of reach...
Just earlier I went to grab the laundry basket so I could fold the clothes, and I find myself staring right at a frigging wasp. Luckily it's cool enough today that they're kind of sluggish so I was able to scramble away, find a shoe, and smash the little bastard into a grease spot... Have to rewash the towel, but that's a small price to pay for ridding the world of one more pointy-assed menace.
....In case it wasn't obvious, I hate wasps. I despise them. In 19 years, I have only ever been stung by one once, and that one time was more than enough; I never want it to happen again, and if a wasp gets near me, I do one of two things...
I either run and hide and wait for someone else to kill it (this is what happens when they're flying, and diving at me, because there's no way I can hit them when they're moving. My aim is horrible)
or I grab the nearest heavy object and grind them into the floor/wall/whatever they happen to have landed on.
...If there were ever a Gospel of Kelly, it would say "Thou shalt not suffer a wasp to live", seriously.
In other news, gogo_yubari85 has given me until mid-April to finish my s5 AU. I'm going to see if I can beat that... She gave me the deadline, because if I try to give myself one, I'll just say "Eh, it can wait" and it will never get done...
Basically, I can't write unless I have someone standing over me, cracking a whip... I should have said "fuck it" and entered NaNo... I'd be half-done with the fic by now. Ah well; hindsight is 20/20 and all. (I am entering NaNo next year... With original fic, I think...)