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HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY SOPH!!!!! CANNOT WAIT FOR TONIGHT! ♥
Stole these of Kayleigh, thought they were quite funny. After the conversation in our free this morning i have decided that i cannot wait for uni
Freshers Commandments:
1. Thou shalt drink. lots. cheaply. God recommends lambrini.
2. Thou shalt behave abominably while pissed out of brain on lambrini. Thou shalt take random people home and sleep with them.
3. Thou shalt keep his/thine dick wrapped, as thou do not know where guy/girl has been
4. Thou shalt keep flatmates awake all night while doing said shagging.
5. Thou shalt not remember the persons name in the morning.
6. Thou shalt go to no more then 50% of lectures, ever.
7. Thou shalt eat nothing but pot noodles, all the time, forever. God recommends curry flavour. It helps with commandment 8.
8. Thou shalt use all of the toilet paper always, and render the toilet inhabitable.
9. Thou shalt wear the same clothes all week. Only then may they be changed. God will help with occasional rainstorms for thine cleanliness.
10. And finally, God said, thou shalt complete all of the tasks on the list, and become a true fresher, with sex, confusion, bad food, and stinky clothes.
Also, i have realised just how much i appreciate internet access. School (psych particularly) is unbearable without it!
Good Luck to The Crucible people, you will all be fantasic, am very excited! x
Stole these of Kayleigh, thought they were quite funny. After the conversation in our free this morning i have decided that i cannot wait for uni
Freshers Commandments:
1. Thou shalt drink. lots. cheaply. God recommends lambrini.
2. Thou shalt behave abominably while pissed out of brain on lambrini. Thou shalt take random people home and sleep with them.
3. Thou shalt keep his/thine dick wrapped, as thou do not know where guy/girl has been
4. Thou shalt keep flatmates awake all night while doing said shagging.
5. Thou shalt not remember the persons name in the morning.
6. Thou shalt go to no more then 50% of lectures, ever.
7. Thou shalt eat nothing but pot noodles, all the time, forever. God recommends curry flavour. It helps with commandment 8.
8. Thou shalt use all of the toilet paper always, and render the toilet inhabitable.
9. Thou shalt wear the same clothes all week. Only then may they be changed. God will help with occasional rainstorms for thine cleanliness.
10. And finally, God said, thou shalt complete all of the tasks on the list, and become a true fresher, with sex, confusion, bad food, and stinky clothes.
Also, i have realised just how much i appreciate internet access. School (psych particularly) is unbearable without it!
Good Luck to The Crucible people, you will all be fantasic, am very excited! x