buttload of quotes
all right, so a REALLY long time ago I read a bunch of GW fic and saved the funny quotes, but I didn't save the author's name or even the title. I really want to read them again, but googling the quotes doesn't work. so maybe someone will recognize these?
Quatre: Elmo?
Wufei: Don't. They dislike you the most.
Quatre: What??
Wufei: You wouldn't be Elmo's friend, so..
>Door is busted down. Enormus, drooly, wild-eyed Elmo steps out, and growls, showing off sharp felt teeth!<
Elmo: Elmo no longer Elmo! Elmo is HELLMO!
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Extreme OOC-ness FEATURING:
Heero Yuy AS -- A violent, sex obsessed maniac
Duo Maxwell AS -- A violent, happy sex obsessed maniac
Quatre Raberba Winner AS -- An innocent looking violent, sex obsessed
maniac
Trowa Barton AS -- A violent, sex obsessed maniac. But a quiet one. With
funny hair.
Chang Wufei AS -- A violent, sex obsessed maniac who is currently in
denial about being a violent, sex obsessed maniac
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Suddenly, Las Vegas explodes in a giant fireball. Heero does a little victory
dance and makes the "swoosh!" motion.
Heero: *Oooh!*
*It's a beautiful liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife*
The dust clears...and...Las Vegas is still standing!!! [It is the theory of my
best friend and I that Las Vegas will survive anything!]
Heero faints. Thud.
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Duo pulled his hair back into his braid and watched as the other boy pulled his shorts on. “Hey Heero, I’ve been wanting to ask this all along; how come nothing ever happens to your shorts?”
Heero turned around with a puzzled look. “Nani?”
Duo chewed on the end of his braid as he said, “Those shorts can’t be normal. I mean, mine get all torn up and stuff and yours don’t even have a scratch!”
“Hn. Baka.”
“No seriously, what’s up with those shorts of yours?” Just before Heero could pull his shorts on completely, Duo grabbed at the tag in the back. What looked like a miniature black hole opened up and Duo was sucked in (I have the title listed as Spandex Space, but google doesn't turn up this fic o_O)
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Trowa regained his feet, still delirious with rage, and prepared to go at it with Quatre again. The blond boy appeared to be in the same set of mind, but what stopped them was the fuming Duo, who stood between them with a hand on each other’s chest. "I’m serious! I can’t have my two friends kill each other!"
Trowa stumbled back a few steps. "He’s your friend?"
"He’s your friend?" The same question was echoed by Wufei, talking to Quatre while holding him back at the same time, and pointing at Duo with a disgusted look on his face.
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He sat up, sending the blond prince tumbling to the side of him, that mischievous grin never leaving Quatre’s face. So, he thought this was funny did he? Well, Trowa would show him. Reaching underneath the murky water he grabbed a nice handful of gooey brown mud in his hand. "Your hair’s blinding me." With that said he calmly placed the mud in his hand on top of Quatre’s hair.
Quatre blinked at him--wide-eyed with disbelief and shock--before he retaliated. "Fine!" A glob of mud was thrown on Trowa’s hair, "Your bang is blocking my view!"
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Dorothy went back to addressing envelopes. She glanced up to see if Relena was looking. She wasn't so Dorothy tossed Heero's invitation into the trash. She smiled to herself. The smile grew and she began wobbling her head in a cocky manner. The smile and wobbling grew, and soon Dorothy's excessive movement caught Relena's eye. "What are you doing?"
"Uh, uh . . . neck exercises . . "
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*BANG!!*
"Ooo, good shot Heero. Right in the kisser!"
*BANG*
"Cool! You got the other cheek too!!"
Heero lowered the BB gun and smirked. (This one is AU setting where the guys are children, and Quatre gets kidnapped for ransom money. I think when the boys find him, he's in a warehouse?)
Quatre: Elmo?
Wufei: Don't. They dislike you the most.
Quatre: What??
Wufei: You wouldn't be Elmo's friend, so..
>Door is busted down. Enormus, drooly, wild-eyed Elmo steps out, and growls, showing off sharp felt teeth!<
Elmo: Elmo no longer Elmo! Elmo is HELLMO!
----------------
Extreme OOC-ness FEATURING:
Heero Yuy AS -- A violent, sex obsessed maniac
Duo Maxwell AS -- A violent, happy sex obsessed maniac
Quatre Raberba Winner AS -- An innocent looking violent, sex obsessed
maniac
Trowa Barton AS -- A violent, sex obsessed maniac. But a quiet one. With
funny hair.
Chang Wufei AS -- A violent, sex obsessed maniac who is currently in
denial about being a violent, sex obsessed maniac
---------------
Suddenly, Las Vegas explodes in a giant fireball. Heero does a little victory
dance and makes the "swoosh!" motion.
Heero: *Oooh!*
*It's a beautiful liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife*
The dust clears...and...Las Vegas is still standing!!! [It is the theory of my
best friend and I that Las Vegas will survive anything!]
Heero faints. Thud.
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Duo pulled his hair back into his braid and watched as the other boy pulled his shorts on. “Hey Heero, I’ve been wanting to ask this all along; how come nothing ever happens to your shorts?”
Heero turned around with a puzzled look. “Nani?”
Duo chewed on the end of his braid as he said, “Those shorts can’t be normal. I mean, mine get all torn up and stuff and yours don’t even have a scratch!”
“Hn. Baka.”
“No seriously, what’s up with those shorts of yours?” Just before Heero could pull his shorts on completely, Duo grabbed at the tag in the back. What looked like a miniature black hole opened up and Duo was sucked in (I have the title listed as Spandex Space, but google doesn't turn up this fic o_O)
--------------
Trowa regained his feet, still delirious with rage, and prepared to go at it with Quatre again. The blond boy appeared to be in the same set of mind, but what stopped them was the fuming Duo, who stood between them with a hand on each other’s chest. "I’m serious! I can’t have my two friends kill each other!"
Trowa stumbled back a few steps. "He’s your friend?"
"He’s your friend?" The same question was echoed by Wufei, talking to Quatre while holding him back at the same time, and pointing at Duo with a disgusted look on his face.
----------------
He sat up, sending the blond prince tumbling to the side of him, that mischievous grin never leaving Quatre’s face. So, he thought this was funny did he? Well, Trowa would show him. Reaching underneath the murky water he grabbed a nice handful of gooey brown mud in his hand. "Your hair’s blinding me." With that said he calmly placed the mud in his hand on top of Quatre’s hair.
Quatre blinked at him--wide-eyed with disbelief and shock--before he retaliated. "Fine!" A glob of mud was thrown on Trowa’s hair, "Your bang is blocking my view!"
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Dorothy went back to addressing envelopes. She glanced up to see if Relena was looking. She wasn't so Dorothy tossed Heero's invitation into the trash. She smiled to herself. The smile grew and she began wobbling her head in a cocky manner. The smile and wobbling grew, and soon Dorothy's excessive movement caught Relena's eye. "What are you doing?"
"Uh, uh . . . neck exercises . . "
---------------
*BANG!!*
"Ooo, good shot Heero. Right in the kisser!"
*BANG*
"Cool! You got the other cheek too!!"
Heero lowered the BB gun and smirked. (This one is AU setting where the guys are children, and Quatre gets kidnapped for ransom money. I think when the boys find him, he's in a warehouse?)