baywatch

[missingmarcus]

so this red-neck guy throws a cigarette butt out of his pick-up truck window into a field of dry brush. this results in a huge fire and hobbie, dog and his girlfiend are stuck in it.

this is my favourite episode of Baywatch.

Comments

[anonymous]

don't forget those blind kids

[missingmarcus]

i'm confused. were there blind kids on baywatch?

[hartbrakehazrad]

if so, that's even worse, cuz then they missed the hot hot lifeguards running in slow motion to save them.

[anonymous]

in that episode, there were three blind kids, and they were all trapped in the fire. one of them was jackie from that 70's show. and i think one of them was even that girl with the bangs from 7th heaven. sheesh, for it being your favorite episode you sure forgot the entire subplot!

[missingmarcus]

wow. i'm amazed and impressed. who are you?

you are truly a master of all knowledge on baywatch. i'm in awe.

[anonymous]

probably not anyone you wish i was, so we'll leave it at that.

and yeah, baywatch is pretty much my specialty. okay, maybe not. but i definitely know way more about it than anyone should.

[sokolnikov]

so do the orange floatie thingies work in fire too? ... no, not those orange floatie thingies.