bad day
today was a rough day, here's why:
-i got all shot up with an AK-47 that some guy bought after the assualt-weapons deal expired. so, i shot him back. then these other guys started shooting with their AK-47s... and then this dude used his bazooka. it sucked. but at least i could buy a gun that could kill somebody REAL REAL good. heck yeah!
-i had to pay some taxes to help fund social security or some crap. i don't care about that crap... i don't get any and won't get any when i get older either
-i watched the news and they were saying that CBS based this factual report off of these forged documents. i got duped... all because of a superscript.
-some guy is suing somebody in new york over post-9/11 air quality or some bullcrap. he should be more patriotic and think about the people that died instead of thinking about himself. what a jerk.
-i voted for ralph nader... my bad... i guess i just wanted my vote to make a difference... but instead it just boosted nader's ego
-decided that most charities are corrupt so i should stop giving to them
-bought a bigger car because i need to be safer than the other big cars out there and the only way to do that is to get an ever bigger car. imagine if i just cruised in my escort... i'd get killed in no time! but at least the other guy would be ok
-didn't get into college because some punk black kid from detroit got my spot. i hate those kids. first, i did better on tests and in school than they did. second, i shouldn't be responsible for the fact that they used to be slaves. third, they should've just worked harder in their worse school districts. fourth, the rich inspire the poor to work harder. fifth, they should pay more attention to the american dream
whoa. what a crazy day! i got a cowboy hat, too, and tons of flags and i've been spending money like crazy to bolster the economy. i've even been getting lots of loans to spend more money! that way... when i get a job when the economy gets better and i can pay all the loans off while still helping the economy.
ughh... i feel sick. i shouldn't embrace change.
-i got all shot up with an AK-47 that some guy bought after the assualt-weapons deal expired. so, i shot him back. then these other guys started shooting with their AK-47s... and then this dude used his bazooka. it sucked. but at least i could buy a gun that could kill somebody REAL REAL good. heck yeah!
-i had to pay some taxes to help fund social security or some crap. i don't care about that crap... i don't get any and won't get any when i get older either
-i watched the news and they were saying that CBS based this factual report off of these forged documents. i got duped... all because of a superscript.
-some guy is suing somebody in new york over post-9/11 air quality or some bullcrap. he should be more patriotic and think about the people that died instead of thinking about himself. what a jerk.
-i voted for ralph nader... my bad... i guess i just wanted my vote to make a difference... but instead it just boosted nader's ego
-decided that most charities are corrupt so i should stop giving to them
-bought a bigger car because i need to be safer than the other big cars out there and the only way to do that is to get an ever bigger car. imagine if i just cruised in my escort... i'd get killed in no time! but at least the other guy would be ok
-didn't get into college because some punk black kid from detroit got my spot. i hate those kids. first, i did better on tests and in school than they did. second, i shouldn't be responsible for the fact that they used to be slaves. third, they should've just worked harder in their worse school districts. fourth, the rich inspire the poor to work harder. fifth, they should pay more attention to the american dream
whoa. what a crazy day! i got a cowboy hat, too, and tons of flags and i've been spending money like crazy to bolster the economy. i've even been getting lots of loans to spend more money! that way... when i get a job when the economy gets better and i can pay all the loans off while still helping the economy.
ughh... i feel sick. i shouldn't embrace change.