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sushi dinner went well, it ended up to be a very big group, wich makes me happy. only a few people who had work couldnt make it. and even ryan and billy came just for fun, real crazy party will be on saturday thanks to brett. saved us with his house. also saturday before the party around 8:oo there is somthing we should all do. i will get the
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With a frustrated shout and a new bloodlust,
Jeff took a steed’s reign in hand!
Venturing deep into the far west
To the land of the soulless Midgar sand.
‘’Quake with fear!’’ Bellowed a voice, Jeff turned.
It was the ancient horned demon, named Zod!
‘’Curses!’’ Jeff muttered falling into yet another trap,
He turned red, feeling quite like a witless cod.
Jeff snapped, Zod giggled! The camera was useless!
But due to his well prepared habits,
Jeff smiled and drew a brand new arm;
The shimmering javelin of Lavitz!
Zod lunged and Jeff parried,
Bringing down his once mighty foe!
‘’Where’s the treasure?’’ Jeff shouted. And slowly responded Zod;
‘’To the land of Black Sabbath ye must go…’’
‘’To hell with this!’’ Jeff yelled with fury!
‘’I’ve had enough of these damn tricks!’’
And so he sped quickly back to the kingdom of Kash,
Stopping only to smoke a red and green herbal mix.
Jeff stormed the royal chamber room;
Tore off his shirt and yelled, ‘’How ‘bout these guns?’’
The princess was wooed, and the queen did faint,
Along with a few duchesses and their effeminate sons!
Jeffrey was kinged and aquired revenge,
Pummeling Seymour in the royal battle dome!
Happy Birthday, says I, the humble bard.
I hope you’ve enjoyed this cheesy poem.
~Andrew
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