You want me to what???
Okay...my housegues from hell calls me at work just a few minutes ago. Luckily, I was smart enough to let it go to voicemail. She is enroute to Europe (not sure where she's flying into) and currently in the Phoneix airport. She wants me to check and see if her flight from Boston to Newark is on time. Now, I couldn't hear the flight number and even if I could WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY would I do that? I have missed a ton of freakin' connecting flights. I have never called my friends to check on flights. I have never even called the airline. I flippin dealt with it where I was stuck or dealt with it when I finally made it to the other airport. What good is it going to do for me to check her flight and leave her a message??
If I was going to leave her a message, it would be this: I'm sorry...you have not reached Missielaneous Travel Agency and Buttwiping Service. If you only gave yourself 20 minutes to make a flight connection, that is your personal problem and not mine. Boo frickin' hoo. You have obviously mistaken me for someone who cares. Don't make this mistake again. Thank you for not calling me and have a nice day.
If I was going to leave her a message, it would be this: I'm sorry...you have not reached Missielaneous Travel Agency and Buttwiping Service. If you only gave yourself 20 minutes to make a flight connection, that is your personal problem and not mine. Boo frickin' hoo. You have obviously mistaken me for someone who cares. Don't make this mistake again. Thank you for not calling me and have a nice day.