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[missiedith]

I got kidnapped by a Gallifreyan and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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[narrauko]

i got kidnapped by a gallifreyan and wanted a lousy t-shirt but it turns out that he only kidnaps sex-crazed uniform fetishists from the future so all i actually got was a broad sword and a pair of chaps"

[missiedith]

I got kidnapped by a Gallifreyan and spent the whole time making cups of tea, so I got a pinstripe pinafore instead.

[narrauko]

I got kidnapped by a Gallifreyan and had a t-shirt but then he wiped my mind and... sorry, what?

[missiedith]

I got kidnapped by a Gallifreyan and now they won't let me out of this straightjacket.

[narrauko]

I got kidnapped by a Gallifreyan, but he was busy being maudlin, so all I got was this lousy t-shirt instead of the life-changing, universe-hopping, alien-sex-god-appropriating six month joy ride I specifically requested.

[missiedith]

I didn't get kidnapped by a Gallifreyan, but my boyfriend did and he brought back all these kinky sex toys and now he's not my boyfriend anymore.

[narrauko]

I got kidnapped by a Gallifreyan. Bugger.

[missiedith]

I got kidnapped by a Gallifreyan and I did get a lousy tshirt, but then I died repeatedly whilst wearing it and it got ruined so now I'm using it as a tea towel.

[narrauko]

I didn't get kidnapped by a Gallifreyan, but he did use me as bait for Giant Intergalactic Spiders from Betelgeuse Five and now there isn't enough of me left for a t-shirt.

A tea towel would be nice though.

[missiedith]

I got kidnapped by a Gallifreyan and am now very, very lost. Please feed.

[narrauko]

I probably got kidnapped by a Gallifreyan but the translator didn't work so I'm not sure and I now I think my t-shirt might be propositioning old ladies.

[missiedith]

by a Gallifreyan lousy time-travelling I got kidnapped t-shirt. and all I got was non-linearly

[narrauko]

What's a Gallifreyan and why has he been in my wardrobe and just where did these phenomenal cosmic powers come from anyway? Innit.

[missiedith]

I got kidnapped by a Gallifreyan but refuse to wear the lousy t-shirt I got because apparently Gallifreyans have absolutely no fashion sense, and so I have designed my own.

[narrauko]

I wish a Gallifreyan would kidnap me. I've prepared a t-shirt and everything.

[missiedith]

I got kidnapped by a Gallifreyan and got this lousy t-shirt. I also stole the mini bottles of shampoo and conditioner, the TARDIS emblazoned dressing gown and shower slippers, some rather odd looking stuff from the mini-bar, and a flannel.